by bob county
Beauty emerges from sadness and chaos.
One happy day in May
Comedian Michael McDonald
of Madtv was struck by an
overworked underpaid single
mom, driving for Dominoes
Pizza. He had been jogging,
because TV Comedians need to
look healthy even if they're
addicted to narcotics.
Michael had a vision.
He saw Heaven.
It was a radiant wilderness
of brilliant colorful flowers
and happy naked nymphs.
Michael never wanted to wake up.
But, he did; face down on the pavement
with dog poop up his nose.
He had been jogging with his dog Rusty.
Michael used his celebrity status
to proclaim his vision of Heaven
on the Naked News.
The Naked interviewer Leana asked
if he was religious.
Michael smiled, "I've always believed
God was a silly fairytale for adults.
Now I know I will be in Heaven."
Leana leaned forward, her ample bosom
dangled before him, "Is there anything
we can do to go to Heaven?"
The Madtv Comedian clasped her breasts
and looked deeply into her eyes,
"This my starship baby.
Go get your own."
Reflections~ How can we be certain paranormal
events are real?