Zipped!

July 15th challenge

The first time he came
I left him stuck in the rain
cause I'd zipped myself up
in my dress.

I had tried several times
to break it loose from my skin
but it hurt like...
I mustn't profess.

I wish I had used
common sense in my choice
by wearing my old
size fourteen

Bent on impressing
the man that I liked
I squeezed me
until I looked lean.

But lo and behold
I bulged out at the back
in a spot that
I just couldn't see

and up went the zipper
and with it my skin
until the dress became a BIG part
of me

He thought it bizarre
and jumped back in his car
and sped away as fast
as could be!!!