The Iwant-osaurus

You've got to love the little monsters

A little mashed up
monster made of
mulched up plasticine,
plastered knees,
with two left feet
and a pigs tail
is screaming after me.
There’s something oozing
out of its snout.
I try to scare it
with a SHOUT!
It bares its
milky whites;
this little monster bites!
It’s chewing on
the head of G.I. Joe
God rest his soul.
It runs at me
with sticky paws,
opens its mouth
wailing out:

‘I want I want I want!’