Guardian Angel

Written for the Newbies Only 100 Word contest

I hated being left alone with the brat. How does a 3-year-old get up to so much mischief?

*Swat* Stay away from that pencil, kid. You’ll stab your eye if you aren’t careful.

*Thump* Not the ball either. It’s so small - it’s a choking hazard!

God, why can’t you sit still and watch Postman Pat?

*Shove* Here, if you want to play with something, play with this teddy bear instead.

His mother came into the room. “Who’s been a good boy?” He grinned at her, chuckling.

She then turned to me. “And have you been a good girl?”

Meow.

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100 words