Death Therapy

Therapeutic Euthanasia. It don't cost a thing. Try it today, free of charges!

In America, you call it the death penalty
Thinkin' it helps the survivors feel free
In Canada, we call it MAiD12—Humane euthanasia
Relieve your suffering, break free of the cage ya in
No more lookin' at yourself in the mirror
Its the latest in therapy a brand new cure y'all

Full of hate and disgust for who you are?
Don't worry my friend, we set a new bar!
No more thinking about what has already been
No need to worry 'bout the mess you stuck livin' in
The might have beens, The could have beens3

So fuck your depression
This shit better than confession
And fuck your anxiety
Just rely on me
We have a bittersweet ending to your meaningless existence
Follow us down this hallway, don't even think about resistance
Another grain of sand to be washed back into the sea
'Cause your life is worthless in this big picture you see
Some people may even rejoice at your death
Come watch you expire, take your final breath

Footnotes
1  https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/cj-jp/ad-am/bk-di.html/docs/MAID_2023_Fact_Sheet_E...
2  https://www.parl.ca/content/Committee/441/AMAD/GovResponse/RP12536195/441_AMAD_R...
3  https://youtu.be/Qv3GSIZ1kbs?si=WrV28SNtrLs5-kJL