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Porn: it's screwing with you like a unicorn

Just something I whipped up by using my brain, I'm spittin back, fuck yo' hustlin' game! 🤘😘

Still waiting for the keyboard warriors
To drop their rhymes like real performers
But all I see are whiney posers
With empty bags, ain't got no quarters
Just waiting for the news reporter
To tell them what to think about next
Fight online and watch more sex

'Cept it's not, it's just porn
Fucking you like a unicorn
You sit there pulling on ya Horn
Some of you wearing a uniform
Cummin' on here, tryna reform
Well I'm here to challenge your fucking norms

Maybe you wouldn't need those pills
To get your fucking penis to fill
If you didn't spank your little wank
Sittin' around, smokin' ya' dank
The barely legal shit turns yo crank

Watching fake ass plastic bodies
Getting fucked by dicks and pussies
Thinking real women want that shit
Cream in their ass while they suck another dick
Not realizin' most of us just want a nice man
Who don't treat his women like they do in Iran

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