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Rated: E · Poetry · Children's · #824217

Watch out for the Hoover.

Lass from Vancouver


There's a lovely young lass from Vancouver,
Tried to empty her pool with a Hoover.
The hoover inflated,
I'm sad to relate it,
'Cause it'll take forty men, now, to move 'er!
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