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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
It was June 9th, 2025, and you are still stuck in a hotel room, miserable as all Hell! You really wished that the legal mess could of been resolved a month ago, but oh no, the judge had to be a huge prick! Things would be going smoothly until Wednesday, June 11th, 2025, and you find out that Ross is seeing another movie at the new movie theater! Are you fucking kidding? HIS SISTER WAS JUST RECENTLY BURIED IN A GRAVE AND HE IS STILL OUT WATCHING ALL OF THESE MOVIES, LEFT AND RIGHT?!? The fuck is wrong with him?!? You would spend the rest of the week fuming and complaining up a storm on social media until June, Friday the 13th, 2025, you would get some horrible news! Apparently, one of your nephews and his friends were doing drugs at a park and while high as a kite, your nephew stripped down naked and jumped into a fountain to wash off! Parents who were with their kids saw this, became angry, and immediately called in the police! Are you fucking kidding officer? They were not THAT high, they were just nervous with all of the police around and the reason he was bathing in the fountain was because water was cut off at his home! Don't you know how expensive the water bill can be?!? Goddamn officer! You would also find out that your other nephew would be having issues with his new foster parents and slapped his sister after getting into a little feud! Are you fucking kidding? He didn't deserved to be tasered that much officer!!! This would piss you off even more and you began to make plans to confront the bastard Ross at the new movie theater tomorrow! On Saturday, June 14th, 2025, you were just about to leave to confront the bastard at the movies, but would get even more bad news! Your wife, who was just shopping for groceries to feed her kids, would go to a Target store and used a fake $100 bill she printed off of her computer. She would use the bill to pay for the stuff and tries to run away from the store, but would quickly get napped up by the police outside! This would immediately kill off your motivation to confront Ross and you ended up calling off the confrontation and curling back up on the couch and crying your eyeballs out again in the hotel room! |