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#1103295 added December 9, 2025 at 12:38pm
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My parents slept in separate rooms.


Dad was an English teacher, and he talked in his sleep.
They both snored.
Dad would visit mom's bedroom.
It was pleasant.

Kat Tymph reminds me of the elf on a shelf.
I guess her husband sleeps with her.
But why did they have a baby?
New York is another Sodom and Gamora.

I think I will be a perpetual bateleur.
I grind my teeth while I sleep.
I stop breathing while sleeping.
And I talk in my sleep.

Most ladies wake me up.


Just my opinion.


Bob County
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