Mainly entries to the Dialog-500 contest
|"Oh come on, you fart in bed, you snore, and you look like a slob. When was the last time you cleaned the house or cooked a meal. You're a selfish git and I've had enough. Sort yourself out or get lost!"
"I do not snore..."
"What! That is what you took from what I said, like the rest of it was OK? You snore and it is loud!"
"Well you snore as well!"
"I do not."
"Listen to this recording I made of you last night."
"You record the sound of me sleeping!"
"I thought it was sweet, do you want to hear the one of you farting?"
"Look when I was hoovering yesterday, I found that earring you were looking for."
"You hoovered, my earring..oh."
"You know you might be right about the whole slob thing, think I need your help choosing some new outfits. Maybe you could help me choose something on Amazon later? Perhaps we could find a nice new dress for you also."
"Guess that would be alright."
"Can I bring you some coffee with the cake I made to celebrate the New Year, it is your favorite?"
"Errr... yes that would be nice. OK maybe you are not as bad as I said earlier."
"So can I stay?"
"I suppose so."
"Can I kiss you now?"
"No way, go wash your teeth, your breath stinks!"