Francesca Florentini The Young Turks.

What is it like to be 61?

I never thought I would think about it.
But I am going to be 61 this December.
I like girl rubber necking, but I've had a stroke.
I never wanted children. They're too crazy.

I suppose I could have been a father.
No lady has told me... I think they took a pill.
I am not sterile! Maybe, a little limp since the stroke.
Oy!

My goal in life is to win the Lottery!
And fix up my van for a new inspection sticker...
Maybe, I could have random sex too?
However, I do not want a STD!

Is that too much to ask for?


Bob Country