Actress Jamie Lee Curtis was a pot head?

Honest to God I just found out.

Jamie Lee Curtis was one of my first crushes.
I had fantasies about her...
She would enter my teenage years very wet.
I envisioned her naked and wet...

My dad thought she had a man's face.
Mom thought dad was discouraging me.
"Let the boy dream." she chided dad.
I like Jamie Lee Curtis wet.

I thought about her in the shower.
Now, I wonder if she is a hermaphrodite.
I've heard rumors...
I didn't know her brother over dosed on heroin.

She's writing children's books...
How can I fantasize about her?
Maybe, if I keep HALLOWEEN focused...
I can block out the rest.

What a mess.


Bob Country


PS: Her biological son believes he/she is a woman?
Jamie Lee Curtis is complex.