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here's where I will store my April 2024 Dew Drop-In poems |
April 29—Birds The attack of the Birds One day Back in 2005 When I was living In Suburban Virgina. I felt I was living In an episode of the famous movie The “Birds.” A band of outlaw starlings Decided to live On my roof, And on a door frame Spending all day there. Flying back and forth And making a huge mess On my front door step. We tried the fake owl We bought at Walmart They quickly learned To ignore it. We put beanie babies Up on ledge over the door That scared them For a day. We came home The birds had totally Destroyed the beanie babies And they were looking at me. Grinning as if to say, “That’s the best you can do, human? You don’t scare us what with your fake owl And your fake beanie babies. !” Our contractor sealed off the ledge And destroyed their nest on the roof And the birds reluctantly flew Off down the street. But I still saw them Flying about Grinning and laughing At me. |