A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the Movies gone bad! - A Clown in the Cornfield

It was May 2nd, 2025, and you are still in quite a depressed mood! Not only is that bastard Ross going to the International Movie Theater tomorrow, but you got horrible news about GTA 6 getting delayed by a whole fucking year! You then decided to take out your camera and begin making a couple of videos to blow off some steam! The first video would be you bitching about how that dick of a judge wouldn't let you back home or to travel to Las Vegas to see Wrestlemania!


You also made a video showing just how pissed off you are about GTA 6 getting delayed by a whole fucking year!


You would continue to spew out some steam until you decided to open up some "White Claw" beer and drown out your sorrows with it!
The next day, on May 3rd, 2025, Ross would be going back to that godforsaken International Movie Theater to watch yet, another foreign film with his asshole roommate! Too upset to do anything, you would grab an entire Rainbow cake and begin to eat to yourself, swallowing down your emotions along with some slices of fruity cake!


The rest of the week would go by smoothly, with you occasionally waking up crying your eyeballs out and devouring a large meal from McDonald's! On Thursday, May 8th, 2025, you find out that Ross is watching not 1, but 2 damn movies this week, including a horror movie!


Are you fucking kidding? YOUR SISTER COULD DROP DEAD IN A FEW MONTHS FROM CANCER AND YOU COULD BE FACING LEGAL REPERCUSSION, AND THIS BASTARD IS WATCHING ANOTHER HORROR MOVIE?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?
On Friday, May 9th, 2025, you and your mother would confront the bastard at the theater on the night he was seeing the action flick! His female friend would get between you two and Ross and you all would get into one huge argument before the movie theater's security guards come out and throw you and your mother out! After getting thrown out of the movies, you and your mother would drive to Olive Garden and pig out on some pasta!


While gulping down one bowl of pasta after another, you would get some bad news! One of your sister's nephews would be involved in a wreck where he drove into a tree after smoking up a whole bunch of marijuana! Him and his mother would try to convince the cops that the car just acted up on its own and ran into the tree, but as soon as the cops got a whiff of the devil's lettuce, they began to ask more questions to your sister and her son!


Sometime after this, your sister would go to Wal-Mart and tries to shoplift some things, only for cops to nap her up just as quickly!


This would royally piss you off! You and your mother would quickly swallow down about three more bowls of pasta before heading home that night! As you go back into your Air BNB, you would make plans to try to confront that bastard again tomorrow!

On the morning of May 10th, 2025, you would wake up coughing your head off while your throat feels like you just swallowed down some hot lava! As you get up from bed and stretch, a terrible thought crosses your mind... You remember that bastard recently coming back from the International Movie Theater last week, and that there was a possibility he may have bought back diseases again! In a panic, you would whip out a Covid test kit and tested yourself! After 15 minutes, you would look at the results...and what you saw made your blood boil...


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!? SERIOUSLY?!? YOU MAY END UP GOING TO JAIL AT THE END OF THE MONTH, AND YOUR SISTER MAY DROP DEAD WITHIN A MONTH OR TWO, AND NOW, YOU HAVE CAUGHT COVID! ALL THANKS TO THAT FUCKING BASTARD ROSS!!! IF HE HAD NEVER SET FOOT IN THAT DAMN THEATER YEARS AGO, YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE A CLOWN ALL OVER THE INTERNET, YOU WOULDN'T BE LOSING FRIENDS LEFT AND RIGHT, YOU WOULDN'T OF MADE THAT HORRIBLE MISTAKE AGAINST YOUR WIFE, YOU WOULDN'T BE WORKING AT HOOTERS, YOUR SISTER WOULD STILL BE WORKING, YOUR SISTER WOULDN'T HAVE CANCER, YOUR NEPHEWS WOULDN'T BE DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND POSSIBLY JOINING THE MILITARY, YOUR AUNTS AND UNCLES WOULD STILL BE ALIVE, YOUR MOTHER'S BOYFRIEND WOULD STILL BE ALIVE, AND YOUR LIFE WOULD BE NORMAL!!! FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! JUST WAIT ROSS! WHEN THIS COURT CASE IS OVER AND DONE WITH, HE IS GOING TO GET AN ASS WHOPPING OF A LIFETIME!!!

You would down a couple of doses of cough syrup before curling back up in bed and crying your eyeballs out...