A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad - Fantastic 4: The First Steps

It was July 24th, 2025, and you are currently hopping for joy! You finally got the case dropped and even paid a huge chunk of money to get the court records erased from the courtroom's website! As soon as you left the courthouse, you would order up a whole bunch of pizza and party like it's 1999! However, as soon as everything was said and done, you would attempt to go back to your loving wife and kids!

"The Hell do you want?"
"Just wanted to say that all of that illegal horseshit is finally behind us and I can come back here and stay here with you and the kids and..."
"Yeah well, I still don't trust your fat ass, so please leave and go back to your hotel room and..."
"Oh come on, half of Spring and Summer of this year are down the drain because of that bullshit! Please let me back in, I will treat you to some delicious White Claw beer and some of the best weed grown here in the state of Lo-"
"AND I FUCKING TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T TRUST YOUR ASS! NOW PLEASE LEAVE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS AGAIN!!!"

You would let out another big sigh before taking an Uber ride back to your hotel!
Back in your room, you would be sulking again, wishing that your wife would allow you to come back into the house instead of putting you through more of this bullshit! As you sulk on the couch watching some lame ass TV shows, you would get a bunch of notifications on your phone. Apparently, Ross is seeing yet, another movie at the Imax theater in 3D format!


Are you fucking kidding? HE SPENT ANOTHER TON OF MONEY FOR THOSE DAMN MOVIE TICKETS INSTEAD OF SPENDING IT IN A WAY THAT WOULD HELP YOUR GODDAMN FAMILY! You would cuss up a storm under your breath before falling asleep on the sofa in the hotel room...

The next day, on July 25th, 2025, you would wake up to some horrible news! This morning, while upset with the news of Ross going on another expensive movie trip, she would storm into town hall and causes another scene, demanding the police stop Ross! However, it would backfire on her and the police would be chasing her for her outbursts at Town Hall! She would flee to a train station and tries to catch a train, but would fail as the police catch her just before she could hitch a ride on the train!


Are you fucking kidding? HOW COULD THEY YANK HER OFF OF THE TRAIN STATION AND SLAM HER INTO A CAR LIKE THAT?!?
Not only that, but also this morning, one of your nieces would be getting ready to go to work, but would freak out, claiming to be seeing blood pour out of her mouth, causing her to go to the hospital and demand immediate medical attention! Unbeknownst to her, the blood pouring out of her mouth wasn't real, she was hallucinating everything as a result of mixing some drugs with some potent Moonshine!


And finally, last night, your other niece would get into it with her family because her grandfather's dog would have bitten her son. She would go on a rampage and attacks the dog, punching out a couple of the dog's teeth in the process! As the chaos unfolds, cops would finally arrive!


Furious with the news, you would make plans to confront the bastard again at the Imax theater tomorrow!

The next day, on July 26th, 2025, you would arrive at the boardwalk on an Uber again. Once again, you would see Ross and his gay friend going into the Imax theater! Once again, when you tried to go inside, you were denied entry because you didn't have the $25 needed to see the 3D Imax movie! You would let out another big sigh before taking out the sandwich board and wearing it again, walking around the boardwalk to beg for money again.


This would go on for about an hour or two before police would get called out and escorts you off the property, telling you that you are trespassed for the day! As you ride on the bus back to your hotel, you would bust out crying again, wondering why you are still not allowed back into your own home after a grueling court case while getting mad at Ross again for blowing a ton of money on stupid bullshit again!!!