A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad - The Naked Gun (2025)

It was August 28th, 2025, and you are currently inside of your camper fuming up a storm! Last weekend, Ross went to see that new, "Fantastic 4" movie and your whole family was left behind in the dark with a lot of heat, no A/C, and another outbreak of diseases! At some point that day, you finally snap and go on social media and started making a post, going on a tirade about Ross and his extravagant money spending at the Imax theater, as well as throwing in some homophobic slurs here and there! You would then go to sleep happily while jugging on some Moonshine.
The next day, on August 29th, 2025, you would wake up to your phone going off with some strange notifications. You would go onto your social media account and this is the first thing you see!


Are you fucking kidding? SOME ASSHOLE REPORTED YOUR POST, AND THAT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! You would go on another rampage in the camper and started throwing things around to blow off some steam!
The rest of the week would be spent with you fuming over your account getting locked up until Thursday, August 31st, 2025, you would find out that Ross is seeing another movie!


Are you fucking kidding? HE JUST SPENT A BUTT LOAD OF MONEY AT AN IMAX THEATER LAST WEEK AND THE WEEKEND BEFORE!!! You would make another angry post cussing up a storm before you would go to sleep that night.

On the morning of August 1st, 2025, you would get some horrible news! One of your nieces would be doing errands with her baby when she decided to pull over at a gas station and fall asleep! She would then be rudely woken up by police, who immediately think she is under the influence of something!


Not only that, but one of your aunts would get into a scuffle with her husband and would rough him up a bit before storming out of the house and leaving to go to a hospital, only to get followed by the police!


This would piss you off more and later that day, decided to go to your wife's family's place for a bit to come up with a plan to confront that bastard! At some point that evening, one of her relatives would come up to you and tells you that you are a bit of a lunatic for wanting to get back at Ross over some nonsense! You tell her that it wasn't some nonsense and she continues to berate you! You eventually snap and swung a punch at her, causing her to fly across the room! In a panic, someone would call 911 to report the incident and as paramedics and police arrive, you would try everything in your power to stop them from coming into the house!!!


As you and your family get hauled off to jail once more in the paddy wagon, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: