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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Wednesday, October 1st, 2025, and you are grateful that none of the recent hurricanes have reached this country! You are still, however, are pissed off with that bastard Ross over all the money he has dumped on movies recently! On Thursday, October 2nd, 2025, you would be getting some nice outfits for your daughters for the homecoming game tomorrow, when you get news that Ross is seeing yet, another horror movie this Saturday! Are you fucking kidding?!? THREE DAMN HORROR MOVIES IN A ROW?!? DO YOU REALIZE THAT IF HE HAD SPENT THAT MONEY ON YOUR FAMILY INSTEAD OF AT THE DAMN MOVIES, IT COULD EASILY LIFT YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES OUT OF POVERTY AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO LIVE INSIDE OF YOUR PICKUP TRUCK!!! Days later, on Saturday, October 4th, 2025, you would get some horrible news! One of your cousins have gotten laid off yesterday and instead of walking out peacefully, decided to create some mayhem before leaving! When she arrived at the police station earlier today to talk about the incident. But before going in, she would chug down some Moonshine before walking inside with her family, reeking of alcohol. Last night, another one of your cousins would get arrested just for simply driving off from a traffic stop! Furious with this, you decided to fill up a flask with the best Moonshine you could find and take one of the bicycles and attempted to ride out to where Ross is seeing the movie! As you ride along the bike, occasionally chugging on some Moonshine, you would see a cop start to follow you! As soon as the lights came on, you would take one last swig of Moonshine before throwing it off a bridge and trying to peddle faster, only for the cops to quickly catch up to you and catch you in no time! As you get taken off to jail to meet with the rest of your family, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |