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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Monday, November 10th, 2025, and you are still a bit sour over what the power company recently told you! A day after Halloween, your home would lose power again, and the power company told you that they wouldn't be able to restore power to your home...until AT LEAST December 1st! Like, are you fucking joking? YOU LOST POWER FOR NEARLY TWO WEEKS, AND NOW YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO WITHOUT IT FOR A WHOLE NOTHER MONTH! Seriously, these electrical workers need to quit slacking off on the job! Especially considering that you pay an arm and a leg for the damn electrical bill!!! A few days later, on November 13th, 2025, you would get some news that Ross would be watching another movie! Are you fucking kidding? YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE IN THE DARK, COLD AND HUNGRY, AND HE IS WATCHING ANOTHER MOVIE AT THE DAMN IMAX THEATER?!? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!? You would start to make plans to confront the bastard at the IMAX Theater tomorrow! The next day, on November 14th, 2025, you would get some bad news! Last night, one of your nieces would of gotten arrested after trying to sleep on some outside furniture outside of a bar, but when the heartless workers at the bar call the cops on her, she would try to defend herself before cops would dog pile onto her! Also last night, your wife would be at a restaurant, trying to order up a plate of seafood, but the restaurant staff would kick her out over her being "too intoxicated" from some Moonshine! Furious with this, you would start up the truck and start to drive out to the IMAX Theater to confront that bastard Ross! However, you would only make it to a Mexican restaurant before pulling into a parking lot after having truck trouble! Disgruntled, you would go into the Mexican restaurant to order up a few Margaritas while waiting on a mechanic to come out and fix up your truck! As you wait, some trouble makers would confront you over your family's behavior in the city as of late! Instead of being civil, you would lash out at the group of men before running out of the restaurant, stealing one of their e-bikes, and trying to ride it over to the IMAX theater, even though the theater is still over 100 miles away! Just as the battery dies out in front of a Sushi bar, cops would confront you over the trouble at the Mexican restaurant and would decide to rough you up! As you get hauled off to jail while covered in blood and bruises, Ross's roommate would post the following video to your latest Facebook post: |