A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad! - The Keeper of Secrets!

It was Monday, November 10th, 2025, and you just got a letter in the mail. The letter was from the bank that you just purchased your new home from. As you start to open up the letter, you would be hoping that the bank would have mercy on you and would give you a cheap mortgage bill, or at the very least, a mortgage that can be quite affordable! However, upon reading the letter, your blood would run ice cold and you could of sworn that your heart stopped beating for a moment or two... You have to pay the bank...3 THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH...ON JUST THE DAMN MORTGAGE...
THREE...
THOUSAND...
FUCKING...
DOLLARS...
A GODDAMN MONTH...
JUST FOR THE FUCKING MORTGAGE...ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

IF THAT GREEDY BITCH OF A WIFE DIDN'T RUN YOU OUT OF YOUR OWN HOME AND FORCED YOU TO HAND OVER PROPERTY OWNERSHIP AND THE DEED TO THE HOUSE TO HER FREELOADING FAT FUCKING ASS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY SUCH AN INSANE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO THE MORTGAGE! WHAT'S WORSE IS THAT, YOUR ASSHOLE BROTHER ROSS ONLY PAYS A FRACTION OF THIS SHIT!!! SERIOUSLY, IF THAT FAT BITCH OF A WIFE DIDN'T GET GREEDY AND STEAL THE HOUSE FROM YOU, THIS SHIT WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED!!!

The next few days would go by without a problem until Thursday, November 13th, 2025, you would get news that Ross is watching another horror movie at the Cinemark XD Theater!


Are you fucking kidding? LAST TIME HE WENT TO SEE A HORROR MOVIE, ALL OF YOUR FAMILY'S CARS WOULD GET TOWED AWAY ILLEGALLY, THEY WENT TO JAIL TRYING TO FIGHT THE TOW TRUCK COMPANY TO TRY TO GET THEIR CARS BACK, AND YOU MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF AT THE BOARDWALK AGAIN!

You would start to make plans to confront the bastard at the new movie theater this Saturday, hoping to Hell that you wouldn't have to watch the little shits again...

On Friday morning, November 14th, 2025, you would immediately notice that your hair feels...and smells funny...You would then get up and walk into the bathroom and discover just what is wrong with your hair!


Are you fucking kidding?!? THERE IS NO MOTHER FUCKING WAY YOU ARE GOING OUT IN PUBLIC WITH PINK HAIR LIKE THIS!!!

As you run around in your own bedroom in a state of panic, you would see a note on the bedside table! You would pick it up and see that it was a note written by your wife!

"HEY ASSHOLE, I KNEW YOU WERE SLEEPING AROUND WITH THAT AMBER BITCH AGAIN FROM ONLYFANS! SERIOUSLY, YOU LIKE TO ACCUSE ROSS OF PICKING UP THEM WHORES FROM THAT DAMN INTERNATIONAL MOVIE THEATER, BUT EVER SINCE YOU STARTED ONLYFANS, YOU HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH ONE WHORE AFTER ANOTHER EACH WEEK! THINK OF ME, YOUR WIFE, AND YOUR FUCKING KIDS PLEASE! WE DON'T WANT YOU SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER RANDOM FILTHY SKANK AND CATCHING HORRIBLE DISEASES LIKE AIDS AND THE CRABS!!!"

You couldn't fucking believe this... YOUR WIFE HAS CAUGHT YOU CHEATING AGAIN AND HAS DYED YOUR HAIR HOT PINK IN RETALIATION!!!
But that wouldn't be the only bad news that day...

One of your nephews was recently arrested at a Home Depot store, trying to shoplift a staple gun by shoving it into his pants and sticking it right under his ball sac! Unfortunately, the store manager would catch him in the act and would immediately call the police on him!


Not only that, but while getting a ride from her boyfriend, your niece and her boyfriend would get pulled over because he didn't come to a complete stop at a stop sign. Instead of just signing a ticket and being on his way, he would start to argue with the cops while your niece screams bloody murder as she gets dragged out of the car as well for giving the cops attitude!


And to top it all off, your mother would get arrested at a park while hanging out with a friend! Apparently, she started giving the park security guard some lip over some nonsense!


You were quite upset with all of the news and started to make your way to the PS5 to start up some Fortnite when your wife calls you! Apparently, your wife wants you to go with her and the kids to the State Fair to help get their minds off of the awful things that have been happening lately!


You told your wife that you weren't really in the mood to go because of what just happened with your family as well as the fact that your hair was just died a hot pink! Your wife would tell you to just cover it up with a hat and hoodie and get ready when she comes by to pick you up! Despite being in such a sour mood, you would ride with your wife and kids to the State Fair. While their, the kids would ride on all of the children's rides while you and your wife ate 5 corn-dogs, 5 hot dogs, a whole pizza for yourself and a whole pizza for your wife, Mozzarella sticks for your son, and a Stromboli for your daughter! You would go home that night, much happier now that your gut is full of greasy carny food!

The next morning, on Saturday, November 15th, 2025, you would wake up coughing your lungs out while having a pounding headache and your throat feeling utterly horrible! You could barely speak up above a whisper because of how infected your throat is. As you try to swallow down some soda despite you feeling like you just swallowed down some razor blades, you would get a phone call. It was your wife again, and she too sounds horrible! She is calling to tell you that she is feeling awful just like you are and it could be Covid again!
Shortly after your wife shows up, you would pull out a couple of Covid tests, and after some time...Both of your tests came back positive!!!


This is such fucking bullshit! THIS IS THE FOURTH DAMN TIME IN THE ROW NOW THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAS CAUGHT COVID AGAIN! FOUR FUCKING MONTHS IN A GODDAMN ROW! IF THAT BASTARD WOULD STOP HANGING AROUND WITH FOREIGNERS AND BUYING LUXURY CRAP FROM OVERSEAS, YOU AND YOUR WIFE, AND A COUPLE OF OTHER RELATIVES IN THE FAMILY, WOULDN'T BE GETTING SICK WITH COVID ONCE AGAIN!!!

Unfortunately, your wife would have even more bad news for you...apparently, President Trump and his team are planning to ban...Some THC products such as vapes and gummies and other such products!!!

Are you fucking kidding?!? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE SUPPOSE TO ENJOY FORTNITE NOW?!? SURE, YOU GOT SOME "WHITE CLAW" BEER, BUT NOTHING TAKES THE EDGE OFF LIKE FUCKING WEED! SERIOUSLY, IF YOUR FATHER WAS STILL ALIVE, THIS MADNESS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED, AND YOU AND YOUR WIFE WOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP PLAYING FORTNITE WITH "WHITE CLAW" BEER AND WEED!

Instead of starting up some Fortnite due to you and your wife being in such a rage, you both would get on the video camera and show your disdain to both Ross and the United States President, Donald Trump!