A Bad Trip to the Movies - Volume 2

A trip to the movies gone bad - Go Seek Shelter!

It was Wednesday, February 4th, 2026, and you have just gotten an expensive bill from the electric company! They claimed that they didn't charge you for the electricity not used during the blackout, but they still needed money to pay for storm restoration...greedy bastards! Upset with the bill, you and your wife would both call up the electric company and tell them to either give you a 50% discount on the bill, or you ain't paying shit!

The next day, on Thursday, February 5th, 2026, you would be waking up shivering again! You try to turn on the heater, but quickly realize what the issue was...THOSE GREEDY MOTHER FUCKERS AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY HAS SHUT OFF THE DAMN POWER IN RETALIATION TO YOU NOT WANTING TO PAY THE BILL! GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING EXTORTIONISTS!

Not only that, but you would get news that Ross is seeing yet, another movie despite your family going through more hard times since the winter storm!


Are you fucking kidding? FIRST, HE BLOWS MONEY ON THAT STUPID SHEN YUN SHOW! AND NOW HE IS BLOWING MORE MONEY ON A STUPID MOVIE?!? DOESN'T HE REALIZE THAT YOUR FAMILY IS IN SQUALOR CONDITIONS RIGHT NOW?!?

As soon as you charge up everything in the family SUV, you would make plans to confront the bastard at the movies!

The next day, on Friday, February 6th, 2026, you would get some bad news! While your wife was cleaning up the house, she discovered a huge rat infestation within the kitchen area!


Not only that, but you got bad news on other things as well! One of your nieces, upset with Ross spending money like it's water on stupid shows and sporting events, would drive over to his neighborhood while downing some Moonshine! She would then pull into the driveway of what she thought was Ross's house, but was his neighbor's instead! She would proceed to walk around in the neighbor's yard looking for Ross before the Moonshine would kick in hard and causes her to pass out in the neighbor's back yard! The neighbor in question freaks out seeing her laid out in the backyard and would be quick to call the police!


Not only that, but while there was a tailgate party for yet, another stupid hockey game, your mother would attend and not only splurges out on food, but would be downing alcohol left and right! She would get so drunk that she started disturbing some families at the tailgate party, which would result in the police stepping in and arresting her!


This was such fucking bullshit! As soon as everything gets charged up tomorrow, you are going to bundle up and then confront that bastard Ross at the movies!

The next day, on Saturday, February 7th, 2026, you would wake up that morning to the sound of your kids screaming and crying again! You would walk into the living room to see your wife's parents trying to calm the kids down! Apparently, your wife has gotten arrested at a McDonald's, yet again, just because she caused a huge stink over a wrong Big Mac order! Not only that, but you would find out that one of the pigs has punched her around a bit, causing her to get a busted lip and a black eye!


This is such horseshit! WHO THE HELL WOULD ARREST SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY COMPLAINED ABOUT A WRONG BIG MAC ORDER?!? You would then leave your kids in the care of the grandparents before driving over to your Aunt's house to check in on her. When you arrive at her trailer, you would find out that some electrical equipment has been ripped off of the trailer during the winter storm and she is trying to get some extra money to repair it and get electricity into her trailer home again! You would let out a big sigh before setting up a tent for you and your Aunt to sleep in while waiting for either a miracle to happen to make everything right again or some generous souls come by and help pay for the expensive electrical repair...whichever came first...