A Hectic night at the Hockey game!

A hectic night at the Hockey Game - 2/15/2026

It was February 7th, 2026, and you are still camping out with your aunt outside of her home! You would get up from your sleeping bag to see her cooking up food in one pot hanging over the campfire while she is heating up a pot of coffee right next to it. As you watch her stir up the food, you started to feel your blood boil as you get angry over the fact that while Ross is out at the movies again, you and your aunt are out here living like pioneers in the Wild West! Eventually, you get pissed off enough to call up an Uber driver to go over to the movies to where the bastard is and look for his white Jeep! Eventually, you find the bastard's Jeep and was half tempted to smash into it and steal something, but realize you could go to jail for it. You then decided to just give the Jeep a jab, but it only resulted in you hurting your hand and setting off the Jeep's alarm! When you see cops coming over, you panic and tried to run away, but didn't get very far since you were an out of shape blimp! The cops had no trouble tackling you and putting you inside of a wrap before chucking you into the back of a police car!


After you get thrown into a jail cell, you would curl up onto a cot and fall asleep while crying your eyeballs out!

You would spend the next two days in jail until Monday, January 9th, 2026, you would be bought up before the judge where your bond is set and you would have to come back tomorrow with a jackass lawyer!

The next day, on Tuesday, February 10th, 2026, you would once again be in front of a judge with an attorney over what happened last weekend! The judge would discuss some things with you before making a deal with you. Instead of being thrown back into jail...You would be getting anger management!
You didn't like the idea of having to go to anger management, but it was better than jail! You agreed to this and you would soon be heading home with your wife! During the drive home, you would cuss up a storm under your breath, wishing that instead of being forced to go to anger management by an asshole judge, ROSS WOULD HAVE A BIT OF A HEART AND HELP OUT YOUR FAMILY THAT IS STILL RECOVERING FROM A WINTER STORM!!!
Back at home, you find out that your wife's mother has paid the extravagant electric bill again while you were dealing with the fucked up court case!

Days later, on Thursday, February 12th, 2026, you would find out that Ross is going to yet, another stupid Hockey game!


Are you fucking kidding? FIRST OF ALL, YOUR FAMILY IS STILL PICKING UP THE PIECES FROM THE DAMN WINTER STORM! AND SECONDLY, THIS GAME TAKES PLACE ON A FUCKING SUNDAY! IF YOU WEREN'T FORCED TO GO TO SOME STUPID ANGER MANAGEMENT SESSION, YOU WOULD BE BACK OVER AT ROSS'S PLACE, KICKING HIS FUCKING ASS!!!
You would start to make plans to confront Ross at the Hockey game!

The next day, on Friday, February 13th, 2026, you would get some bad news! One of your nieces was arrested last night at a Mexican restaurant, just because she flashed her melons at the bar! And when she was getting arrested, she was trying to get flirty with the cop!


Not only that, but your mother was arrested just for working on the corner trying to make some extra money for the extravagant electric bill!


And finally, but not least, your brother and his wife recently got arrested over some stupid bullshit! Apparently, they have been stranded in a parking lot all week because his wife's car broke down and the family was forced to live in the vehicle. Things would be going smoothly until one day, while he was hard at work holding up a cardboard sign, panhandling for money outside of a McDonald's, he would get a frantic call from his wife, begging him to come back quickly because the cops were getting too nosy around the car!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


This was fucking ridiculous! You know how expensive motels are? And also, have these pigs seen the prices at a McDonald's recently? Also, kids aren't allowed into school if they have head lice officers, damn! Furious with all the news, you would continue to make plans to confront the bastard at the Hockey game!

On Saturday, February 14th, 2026, you would be playing some Fortnite again when you wife demanded that you get her something! You ask why and she tells you that it's because it was Valentine's day!


Your blood runs ice cold as you haven't got the time to get her anything! You would quickly make up an excuse to leave the house and would hop into an Uber to ride out to a flower shop and buy her some flowers! After riding back home in an Uber, you would bring the flowers to your wife! After your wife smells the flowers, she would read the card before giving you an evil look!
"IS THIS SOME KIND OF A SICK JOKE?!?"

You would look at the card and remember that you typed up something out of anger on the card!


"OK Honey, listen, I can explain! It was probably a typo or something and..."
"I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU A GODDAMN TYPO!!!"

She would then proceed to chase you throughout the house while throwing random things at you!

The next day, on Sunday, February 15th, 2026, you would wake up to your body aching as well as some intense nausea! You would run to the bathroom and puke your guts out while pushing out a ton of diarrhea! After the trip to the bathroom, you would find out that your wife and kids are also sick with the same ailments! Your whole family would go to the doctor's office and get tested and as it turns out, your whole family...TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE FLU!

Well that is just fucking great! First, you had to go to anger management last week! Than you had a shitty Valentine's day! And now you and your family has to deal with yet, another sickness! 7TH DAMN MONTH IN A ROW! ALL BECAUSE ROSS WON'T STOP HANGING OUT WITH FUCKING FOREIGNERS!!!"

As you puke for the 5th time into the toilet, your wife would tell you that Ross is eating out at a fancy restaurant before heading to the Hockey game!


Are you fucking serious? YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS SICK WITH FLU! YOUR OTHER RELATIVES ARE EITHER CAMPING IN A TENT OR IN JAIL, AND THIS BASTARD IS EATING OUT LIKE A KING BEFORE A HOCKEY GAME?!?
Furious with this, you would attempt to try to leave the house, but before you could, you would rush back into the bathroom to puke again!
With the last bit of energy, you would make a video to post on Social Media, complaining about Ross again before you pass out onto the bathroom floor, your whole body throbbing in pure agony from the flu!