A Hectic night at the Hockey game!

A hectic night at the Hockey Game - 2/20/2026

It was Monday, February 16th, 2026, and you are FINALLY starting to recover from the damn flu! It was so horrible, you thought you was going to die! Not to mention, the damn flu ruined Valentine's Day, and Ross was out having a good time at the damn Hockey game! At one point, your wife took a picture of you puking into a toilet while crapping into a small trash can attached to your big butt!

Days later, on Wednesday, February 18th, 2026, while cooking up a hearty supper for your family, you noticed that your son was talking to no one while sitting in a corner. You would let the pot simmer for a bit before going over to your son and asking what is up. You then discover that your son was talking to his imaginary friend...Who just so happens to be his aunt!

The problem is, the aunt in question is your sister, who has been dead since last year, since she had a fiery wreck while trying to confront that bastard one night while he was at the International Movie Theater!

Your son asks whatever happened to her and you come up with a soothing story about how instead of flying off a cliff and crashing into the mountainside in a fiery blaze, you told him that one day, she got into her car and drove off into the clouds towards the heavens!


You then tell him to just let her rest in peace before serving up hefty plates of food to the family!

The next day, on Thursday, February 19th, 2026, you would find out that Ross is going to yet, another dumb hockey game tomorrow night!


Are you fucking kidding? HE JUST WENT TO A GAME JUST DAYS AGO, AND HE IS STILL GOING TO ANOTHER ONE?!? NOT TO MENTION, THE TOWN HAS NO INTERNET, AND HIS FANCY ASS HAS A GODDAMN STAR-LINK UP IN HIS MOTHER FUCKER!!! SORRY FUCKER! You would start downing some "White Claw" beer while making plans to confront the bastard tomorrow at the ice rink!

The next day, on Friday, February 20th, 2026, you would get some bad news! Earlier today, while your mother was on her way to confront Ross over him going to another hockey game, she would get lost and her phone would die on her! She would pull over at a fire department and ask for directions. However, because she reeked of booze, the fire fighters were quick to call the police on her!


Not only that, but one of your cousin's wife would be at a department store, just trying to make ends meet! She would snatch up some things and hide them away in a baby stroller, but unfortunately, store security and the police were already on to her!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


Your cousin, furious with her arrest, would get into his pick-up truck and hauls it out to the department store! Unfortunately, because his truck didn't have a license plate on it, the cops were quick to pull him over and arrest him as well!


You would then start to make plans to confront the bastard at the hockey rink that night! However, just before you left the house, you would get the mail. Inside of the mail contains a statement from the bank, reminding you on just how much you are paying on this household...THREE THOUSAND A MONTH, JUST ON THE FUCKING MORTGAGE!!!

Upset with the news, you drop your plans to confront that bastard brother and call up your wife!
"What the Hell do you want fatso?"
"OK, listen, I'm sorry for being an ass in recent years, I was just depressed over my sister's death and..."
"Yeah well, I accept your apology, but your fat ass ain't coming back home still and..."
"But honey, I don't want to pay 3K on this fucking house anymore! Can you please let me come home so I can stop spending such a ridiculous amount of money and..."
"NO CAN DO FAT FUCK! YOU SHOULD OF THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE SMASHING UP TACOS, BEFORE SMASHING UP MY PS5, AND BEFORE TAKING A SWING AT ME IN A DRUNKEN RAGE YOU STUPID, FILTHY FUCKING PIG!!!

After your wife hangs up on you, you would feel your heart sink deep into your bloated body and start to ache like crazy! Instead of confronting Ross, you would start to down one can of "White Claw" beer after another while playing some Fortnite that night...