A Crazy day at the Football Field!

A Crazy Day at the Football Field - 2/28/2026

It was Monday, February 23rd, 2026, and you are currently on the couch digging into a big mac from a Mcdonald's because you are still pissed off over what happened last weekend!


You just wished that Ross would quit blowing money on stupid shit and hanging out with foreigners for once and come hangout with the family! But instead, he left you all living in third world conditions while he went out and lived like a king! Just as your blood started to boil again, you would start to dig into another big mac to help calm yourself down!

A few days would go by and on February 26th, 2026, you would get news that Ross is going to a new sporting event...an arena football game taking place in Shreveport!


Are you fucking kidding? THAT'S MORE MONEY SPENT ON STUPID SHIT THAT COULD OF WENT TOWARDS YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY!!! WHY THE HELL DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS?!? DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT YOU ARE ALL LIVING IN SQUALOR AND THAT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY HAVE NO POWER BECAUSE OF THE EXTORTIONISTS AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY?!?

This would upset you so much that you would feel the need to feast like a pig again! You then get an idea! You would call up your Aunt and talk her into driving you to a Golden Corral!


As you dig into your sixth plate, you would start to feel a strong sense of Euphoria as your nerves start to calm down and you feel happiness wash over you like a tidal wave! After eating 6 more plates, as well as a giant hot fudge sundae, you would waddle happily back to your Aunt's car and have her drive you back home! You would then waddle back into your bedroom and collapse onto the bed, falling asleep with a happy look on your face!

The next day, on Friday, February 17th, 2026, you would wake up feeling quite drowsy and dizzy! Your wife would notice you swaying quite a bit and asks what is wrong. You tell her it was nothing! She wouldn't believe you and immediately grabs your blood glucose monitor and tests out your blood! Your blood was around 400 and your A1C number was at 9! Your wife would panic and asks what the Hell did you do last night. You tell her that you feasted like a king at a Golden Corral! You and her would then go into a shouting match over your health and dieting all afternoon!

The next day, on Saturday, February 28th, 2026, you would get some bad news! Your mother, while on her way to confront Ross over his nonsense spending on arena football, would stop at a store to get some things! Since she was short on money thanks to the electric company, she tried to shoplift some things out, but was caught and thrown out of the store! Police would then arrive and after giving her a trespassing warning, would quickly arrest her just because she was voicing her opinion over the store's nonsense!


Not only that, but one of your cousin's wife would be having a rough time! After her home got destroyed by a storm, she was forced to stay inside her vehicle for months on end! She would then rent out a hotel room while taking her kids to Checkers to eat! While at Checkers, she would pop some Oxycodone before digging into some food with her kids! They would then stop at a Goodwill to purchase some things before the medicine kicked in harder than usual and causes her to pass out in the middle of the store, causing the store employees to panic and call the police!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


After hearing about his wife getting arrested and his kids getting taken away, your cousin would storm out of his house and drive over towards the Goodwill store! However, on the way, he would stop at a Mexican restaurant and orders up some Tequila to help calm down his nerves! He would down so much Tequila that he would pass out at the bar! When he woke up, he would immediately start cussing out everyone, which prompted the bartenders to call the police on him!


Furious with this, you would make plans to confront Ross at the football game! You would try to go online and buy tickets, but are unable to get any due to your credit card being maxed out! Damn, greedy ass electric company! Your wife would hear you cussing up a storm and asks what is wrong. You tell her that you are upset over Ross going to an Arena Football game and she would then proceed to go onto Facebook and say a few insults to the football team's Facebook page.

An hour later, you would hear your wife bust out crying! You ask what is wrong and she tells you that she just got booted from Facebook over her comments on the football team's Facebook page!


You decided to try to cheer up your wife by taking her to a gourmet restaurant...called McDonald's!


After you and your wife pick up your big macs and chicken nuggets, you would both head home and watch WWE's "Elimination Chamber!"