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Now my family flips out over me going to Arena football games!

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#1110139 added March 8, 2026 at 11:38am
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A Crazy Day at the Football Field! - 3/7/2026
It was Monday, March 2nd, 2026, and you are still disgruntled from last weekend! Not only are you still queasy from all of the big macs you ate last weekend, but your wife is still in a huge depression over her ban from Facebook! If Ross didn't start going to that stupid arena football shit, you two wouldn't be so goddamn miserable!

On March 4th, 2026, you would be woken up by a phone call from your mother! You pick it up to see that she has been crying all morning! You ask what is wrong and she tells you that your Aunt is sick with pneumonia and needs to go to the hospital ASAP!


While at the hospital, your blood would start to boil while you are in the hospital room with her! If that bastard brother Ross didn't hang out with all of those fucking foreigners and kept bringing back awful diseases back to town,
AND YOUR AUNT WOULDN'T BE DYING ON THE FUCKING HOSPITAL BED!!!

The next day, on Thursday, March 5th, 2026, you would find out that Ross is going to yet, another stupid Arena Football game!
Louisiana Rouxgaroux logo for the arena football team.

Are you fucking kidding? LAST TIME HE FUCKING WENT, YOU NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK AND YOUR WIFE GOT BANNED FROM FACEBOOK!!!

You would once again start to make plans to confront the bastard at the game!

The next day, on Friday, March 6th, 2026, you would get some bad news! One of your nieces has recently been arrested after starting a brawl with one of her neighbors at an apartment complex!
(Warning: the following media contains actual children getting distraught. If this upsets you, DO NOT PLAY!)


Not only that, but when your mother was driving to try to confront the bastard, she would run a stop sign in the process, causing the police to pull her over!


Not only that, but your brother and his wife would be driving out to where Ross is as well! However, because of their speed, the cops started chasing them down! As soon as they had a wreck in a trailer park, the couple would start to run as the K9 unit is let out!


Pissed off with all of this, you would continue to make plans to confront the bastard at the Arena tomorrow!

The next day, on Saturday, March 7th, 2026, you would be woken up by a noisy thunderstorm! As you wake up, you notice that the bedroom was quite warm and you are drenched in sweat! You would go over to the AC unit and notice it isn't cutting on...that was when you realized that you have lost power due to the thunderstorm!


You would quickly start up your smartphone and call up the electric company to ask when power is coming back on...They said that power won't be back on until tomorrow night by 10 PM!!!

Well that is just fucking great! ONCE AGAIN, YOUR FAMILY IS GOING WITHOUT POWER FOR THE WEEKEND WHILE ROSS IS OUT HAVING A GRAND OL' TIME! THAT'S ALL THE PEOPLE AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY IS GOOD FOR! FORCING YOU TO PAY UP A SHIT TON OF MONEY WITH EXTORTION WHILE DOING LITTLE TO NO WORK!!!

As you start to watch some videos on your phone, you started to wish that you could confront that bastard Ross still, but unable to thanks to yet, another damn power outage!!!
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