Spam Haiku Story

Morning Rain Borrow

"Morning Rain borrow
some warmth from Brother Sun
to brighten Man's heart"

Morning Rain stormed out of the longhouse, complaining loudly to her mother, "Morning Rain, go borrow a cup of sugar from Miss Snowfall... Morning Rain, borrow warmth from Brother Sun... Why is it always me who has to go borrow! Why can't you do it!"

"Because you're the one who wanted the Humans, Morning Rain. They're your pets, you said you'd take care of them if we got them for you. And without warmth from Sun, Man will die of cold and despair..."