Spam Haiku Story

A Do Shut

"A do' shut
anudder opens
Mama always told us."

"Yeah, I guess you're right, Boone. And it's not like I'm gonna miss that city life anyways..."

"You been gone long times, Lee. Good you finally come on home...." (hands the bottle back to Lee)

"Thanks, Boone, glad to be back... (takes another sip of Jim Beam) ... So whatcha think I aughta do?"

"I dunno, Boone, git a job, I s'pose."

"Yeah, you're prolly right, Lee. But I still got me some money left, so I ain't in no hurry. ...I mean whatcha think I aughta do today?"

"Well, we could go on down to Miss Kitty's place, If yer buyin'...."

"Sounds like a plan, Boone, sounds like a plan... Just as soon as we finish talkin' to Mister Jimmy here..."