#420379 added April 18, 2006 at 10:11pm Restrictions: None
Siege at Sea With a Rebel Yell
On April 18th, we took a little trip
With David McClain at the lead, we were lookin’ for a ship
We all had our boats and was a-headin’ full steam
Out to catch Nada and her evil duck-team.
Well, we caught that ship and the evil we were facin’
PartyDude let his critters do most of the chasin’
The ducknappers panicked, trying to leave the scene
As Stinky Boy put a hurtin’ on the ship of Guano Queen
Ol’ Tor called out, “Let’s take ‘em by surprise”
Don’t fire your slingshots ‘til you see the quackers’ eyes”
We held our fire ‘til we saw them quackers well
Then we opened up with moose poo and really gave them...
Well,
We fired our slings till the bands all melted down
Then grabbed us a rubber duck to fire another round
We filled its head with moose poo and powdered its behind
And when we touched the powder off, the ducky lost its mind.
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