RANDOM ACCESS

MATING SEASON

MATING SEASON is in full swing!  As I walked my dogs around the lake this morn, we saw fish, otters and cranes all getting it on.

Soon, a young man began to wave at me. Embarrassed, I ignored him and kept walking the dogs.

Then, my obvious admirer began to jump up and down to catch my attention.

This was growing more embarrassing by the minute.  Had he no self-respect at all???
But more jumping and waving ensued. 

Actually, this had now become somewhat irritating, and I had no visible route of escape either.

Finally, so smitten with me and unable to control himself, the man let out a blood-curdling shriek as he pointed to the water:

"A  L  L  I  G  A  T  O  R  S  ! ! ! !"

-gulp- 

. . . thanks for the warning . . . ?


Just another example of my life as Lucy Ricardo  :))