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ANSWER: CROUTONS AND CREAM SODA

QUESTION:

What did I have for dinner tonight
that I could never have eaten for dinner
while I was married?

Actually, this was a Chris Columbus moment for me:

I discovered that croutons are the lazy person's garlic bread!
And as an added bonus, they're already cut up into bite size pieces.

Now tell me that isn't great.
Especially with some chilled cream soda.

Ahhhhh . . .