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Pat the Zombie

In case any of you were beginning to doubt the inevitable rise of the dead:

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/21/pat-the-bunny-gets-zombie-makeover/

"Pat the Zombie" is a sinister zombie parody of the beloved 1940 touch-and-feel children's classic, "Pat the Bunny." Authors Aaron Ximm and Kaveh Soofi say it's a perfect read for dry-humored parents who are burnt out on the original.

However, I think that the authors missed a vital opportunity by trying to keep this masterpiece from their offspring. They'll need to learn... sometime. One way or another.