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A lesson on marriage.

A lesson on marriage:

The faint hearted need not apply. The things they don't tell you about marriage:

Your spouse will be the bane of your existance. At one time or another you're going to wish you'd never met the individual you've sworn to love honor and cherish. That moment may happen everyday for 5 years.

You swore til death do you part and Lord help you if that doesn't hurry itself up. That will be, at times, the only thing that keeps you from leaving with everything including the kitchen sink.

While you might have meant your vows to the very bones of your being, your spouse might have not realized what they meant. You'll find yourself asking questions like "Do you even know what those words MEAN???"

Marriage sucks. It's suppose to be the greatest thing you do in your existence. They don't mention what it takes to have that.