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The Pocket Pussy

Recently a buddy of mine needed a place to flop.
I let him sleep in my livingroom on an air matress.
He is a good friend and it was a quick $100.00
a week. I didn't think he'd have a pocket pussy.
The guy bought a pocket pussy the first day.
Now, I had to address apropiate use of this item.

1) Not while I'm in the house.

2) No stains on the carpet.

3) Do not flash the nieghbors.

In short just use your pocket pussy in the shower
and scrub down the shower .. Oy!

  Reflections ~ You never know a person until they
                whip out their Pocket Pussy@.

... Are people getting weirder?

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