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Is My Cat a U.S. Citizen?

    Does my cat want to be a U.S. citizen?
    Constitution Day or Citizens Day was
    ratified on September 17, 1952.
    However, my cat can't read or take the
    exam to become a U.S. citizen.
    A pet is naturalized by gaining recognition
    through the C.D.C. and U.S.D.A.
    They must be cleared of zoonotic diseases
    that effect other cats and rabies that can
    infect humans.

    There is a movement amongst pet owners in
    California to give their pets U.S. citizenship.
    The precedent would place animal rights on the
    same standard as human rights.
    Pets are property, according to existing law.
    If this legal action is ratified, then meat
    processing of animal meat would be illegal.
    I would have to find another job...
    Human rights prohibit the eating of humans.
    Although, animals have been known to eat humans.
    Animals eat animals. Under this new law that
    would be murder.+

    Enjoy your Christ-Mass turkey or ham.
    It may become illegal contraband.

    Ho-ho-ho!