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The Wrong Valentine

For my valentine that first year
I bought a bunch of flowers
But she complained of allergies
Then sneezed and coughed for hours.

The second year I bought her
Some posh Italian wine
But she wrinkled up her face and said
"The taste just isn't mine".

The third year on that special day
I treated her to dinner
But she picked at a green salad
And complained she must get thinner.

For valentines the fourth year
We went to see a play
But she talked all through the second act
And whined about her day.

After five long years together
It's time to say so long -
For the problem's not the presents,
It's the valentine that's wrong!

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