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Saint Debbie Wasserman Schult


Saint Debbie Wasserman Schult was born in an age of cynicism.
She devoted her life to public service and democracy ...
Hers was a selfless role of charity and superdelegates elections.

A virgin still, "The Lord forbids me to give my heart to transitory
things, which are the true seeds of sin."

Debbie walked the halls of congress, pleading for universal healthcare.
"Trust in love and not the preservation of capital." she declared..
The Prefect Nancy Pepsi order her arrest for treason.

"Swear your allegiance to Pay Go." the Prefect commanded.
Saint Schult would not be deturd, "I am a handmaid of the Lord!"
"I will give Him a sponge bath for free!" the Saint proclaimed.

Prefect Nancy Pepsi ordered that Saint Schult be locked into the stocks ..
There she was deflowered by the bulls of Wall Street.
"The wisdom from above has many good fruits.." she cried out.

Her garments were shredded.

Reflections~Is there nothing outside of the Lord's vineyard?


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