Rythmical Rants in the Anthills Upstairs

by Shakespeare's Sister

Rated: 18+ · Book · Other · #1012908

Here's my first attempt at blogging.

Here are my mercurial meanderings.

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Steev the Friction Wizurd

Sep 29, 2005 at 9:38am
In response to "China in Soft Purple"

Purple is the color of royalty, which may indicate that you are descended from a Chinese dynasty and may have a tendency to buy small porcelain vases at yard sales.

The orange is, as you say, the color of Halloween and Autumn, so it's not surprising that it would draw your eye at this time of year.

What would be interesting, I think, is to know the country and color that you deliberately refrained from mentioning in your blog. It's always what we hold back that reveals the most.

finnley

Sep 26, 2005 at 1:50pm
In response to "China in Soft Purple"

If you want to change your blog reminders, go to 'My Account@, then click on 'My Preferences', you can change them to weekly if you want.

I wonder how they choose the colours for each country. Do you think they are the same on every globe?

finnley

Sep 25, 2005 at 5:56am
In response to "First June"

I see several patterns emerging here. Firstly, the British seem to find your your blog very interesting. Of course that could be because we are British and like boring things.

Secondly, Scarlett is right, I think it is a woman thing. I feel like the housework police will break down the door if I sit down with a good book. I have a cupboard full of fabric that I will make something from one day, when I have the time! Enjoy your book and good luck leading the discussion.

Steev the Friction Wizurd

Sep 23, 2005 at 9:45pm
In response to "Buying Bathroom Tissue in Bulk"

Maybe rubbing coffee grounds on your bottom acts as an aphrodisiac?

This is exactly the way great discoveries are made in science. Some seemingly inconsequential accidental thing happens and then bam! - you have the atomic bomb. I'll never forget my high school chemistry teacher telling the story about the chemist who dreamed of a snake chasing its tail and that turned out to be the structure of the benzene molecule.

And what about that old Greek "Eureka!" guy in the bathtub? That's a lot more like your coffee butt aphrodisiac because his epiphony also happened in the bathroom like yours. I doubt that the benzene guy was dreaming about snakes while asleep in the tub.

Shakespeare's Sister

Sep 23, 2005 at 9:31pm
In response to "Buying Bathroom Tissue in Bulk"

I don't know, Steven Ellen, but in college, I was forced to be creative and use coffee filters (back then I was having much more sex). Perhaps there is something to that.

Steev the Friction Wizurd

Sep 23, 2005 at 9:20pm
In response to "3 Reasons Why CD Box Makers Should be Imprisoned"

I thought the CD boxes were bad until I ran into some of the different DVD boxes. There is one type that WILL NOT release the DVD disc! You have to use a crowbar to leverage it out.

Steev the Friction Wizurd

Sep 23, 2005 at 9:16pm
In response to "Buying Bathroom Tissue in Bulk"

Wow! I always make sure to buy at least a 12-pack, and not a generic brand either - I use Scott's (because it has "1000 sheets per roll" and I had a bad dream once about reaching the end of the roll before I was through wiping...)
If that qualifies as "bulk buying" (not sure about that because I have a vision of you with your Sam's card and a pick-up truck), but if a 12-pack is "bulk", then I can announce one more datum to support your theory, because I am NOT having sex with anyone!

So let me get this straight. All I have to do is go back to 4-packs? It seems too easy somehow. And how long will it take before my sex life improves? Would it be quicker if I just abandon rolls altogether and use Kleenex?

Shakespeare's Sister

Sep 22, 2005 at 9:24pm
In response to "Dentist Chair"

Well, being inside random people's mouths all day (considering how unatractive and often unheigenic random people can be) would not be the most appealing career choice, in my humble opinion. And although I am an out lesbian, the same holds true for the gynocologist job. In fact, I'd rather be a dentist.

Shakespeare's Sister

Sep 22, 2005 at 6:31pm
In response to "Dentist Chair"

jokes -- not chokes (will someone please type for me????)

Shakespeare's Sister

Sep 22, 2005 at 6:30pm
In response to "Dentist Chair"

Well, at least it's not your gynocologist being laid back and huffing the nitrous oxide, right? My gyno is always chatting while busy examining me -- "So how are the classes?" poke . . .prod . . . This is not the time for chokes about rubber chickens!

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