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The Exciting Life of Pizza Delivery

by Wenston

Rated: GC · Book · Biographical · #1108868

Because sometimes being the cliché college kid can be fun - or at least entertaining.

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When all my friends are getting pumped for their senior year of college, for graduation, and for the real life that follows, I find myself sitting on my couch and wondering how I managed to fall back to the bottom of the ladder. How three years of study, study, study can all accumulate to nothing more than three years of party, party, party and only seventeen transferable credits. How after I've dropped out of college twice, came back twice, and changed my major a grand total of three times, it's all worth jack shit when an uptight counselor looks at my grades and tells me...

"Don't you think this is a little beneath you?"

Damn straight it is, but I don't need your stuck up ass telling me so. But it spurs a spark inside me that makes me think. Maybe I should be doing more with my life than just taking part time classes. Maybe I should do more than just pretend to job hunt and actually bring out my heavy duty bow and spear a job in it's pursqueeter.

Spring semester rolls around and I've changed my major again. Starting afresh. Job hunt for real, a few misses, hardly any hits. One week into an introductory computer class that teaches me how to use the fascinating tool of the "Start Menu" and a mind melting, brain goo inducing class that's all about Socrates and exestential bullshit, I suddenly stumble across a hidden gem that had been waiting for me to sully it.

A chorus of angels echo over the phone as a man asks, "You still looking for a job?" I squee! and then remember he doesn't speak giddy schoolgirl and tell him, "Why yes sir, I am."

There's gold in them thar hills!

And it's called Pizza Delivery...

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SB Musing

Mar 6, 2007 at 11:47am
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I'm so sorry to hear that! I don't know what I'd do if our fat, lazy cat got put down... he's a part of the family. I really am sorry to hear this and I know you miss your kitty cat a whole lot, you never do forget about them, and it still makes you sad when you remember them, even if you are trying to smile at the memories.

Dummy

Nov 28, 2006 at 9:27pm
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Hey Penny,
This is Ryan! I had an account on this site, but in frustration I deleted all of my work. I really like your writing and hope you keep doing it. Your new puppy was extremely cute. Say hi to him and the kids (cats) for me. When are you coming back to visit? Maybe Christmas break? I've heard talks of New Years celebrations. . .

Gaby

Oct 12, 2006 at 11:28am
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You're MIA big time! How's school? How are you? Missed ya!

Maharani, period.

Sep 30, 2006 at 1:08am
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::random person walks in to read your life::

Um, was the hair in the wings from where you work? That's nasty. How's your finger, the one with the cat food? I sliced mine open on a dog food can. They sewed it up wrong (no internal stitch) and now I can't bend that little tip end on my picky. ::nods her head:: I'm sure you really wanted to know that.

Kåre เลียม Enga

Sep 17, 2006 at 11:45pm
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Yes. Lap-top would be heaven! I have a variety of libraries to choose from, but sitting in the coffeehouses where they have wi-fi is way too coll

! Get out the house every chance you can get!!!!!

Kåre เลียม Enga

Sep 17, 2006 at 11:42pm
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Considering the high wages of pizza delivery ... was that cat food you were eating or feeding the cat?

Wenston

Sep 6, 2006 at 8:15am
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Lmao! I know, crazy, right?

John~Ashen

Sep 6, 2006 at 3:52am
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Great, teacher, lock me into another paradigm which will shift when keyboards change format again. I've got a fingering for you - I call it #1 style.

Gaby

Sep 1, 2006 at 12:33am
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World really is serious. Turn the page to the 'funnies' in the newspaper.

I'm sorry to hear about all that, and oh that poor baby. I really don't know how your mom can deal with all that.

I know what you mean by too much. No one would blame you for not answering the phone. It truly can be horrible. (((hugs)))

Gaby

Aug 30, 2006 at 11:25pm
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Where are Bruce Willis 'Die Hard' movies? What about 'Sixth Sense'? *turns around and goes to blockbuster to get you some good movies*

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