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Rated: 18+ · Book · Spiritual · #1149750

A nothing from nowhere cast his words to a world wide wind, and got in your eye.

April 25, 2025 at 12:03am
April 25, 2025 at 12:03am
#1087954
Q: How do you make a phone call ?
A: Tickle its digits until it rings?
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The following is R-rated. Cover your ears, kids…

Question: “How many F words does it take to make an R-rated movie? Let’s ask a wise Owl.”

*Owl with a Tootsie Pop answers* “Let’s find out…fuck, fuck, Fuh…Hmm? Edit one of those out and it’s PG13? So, two.”
*Owl looks at Tootsie Pop* Sweet Luscious, I could lick you all day. But, I want your chocolate center now.”
*Krrr-rack!*
*Owl confused* “What? Why’s that R-rated?”


4.24.25
I noodle with stuff like this, but don’t post it any more


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