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Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner
Dear Mrs. Graham Miler,
What do you mean, contest? I heered 'em talkin round the offis 'bout some kind a contest and I figured it out. Yu'all a throwin a contest to see if you kin make a fool out'n old Jim Winnery. Well, I got news for yu...hit's already ben done, so thu contest is over!
And I'm a gonna close with a poem jest like you done wrote.
Roses ar red,
violets they be blue;
and thu contest is thru!
Murry Christmas and may the best man, woman, or dummy win.
Jim Whinnery, Head Chief Head Whiner