Reviewing with River

Oh he is one naughty boy! Single cats can really twist you around their paw. Bad for the computer too. But we can't feed them a huge bowl and be done with it, they'll eat until they ralph. Ick. He's a cute bugger though. More pics

My cats are too busy competing or waiting for their individual attention to pull that. Plus, I bought them a condo for Christmas, so they're hopping among the three and having a grand time. And my kitten hasn't seen me at work much yet, because I'm a wimp and escape to my moms for computer time lol. I know it ain't gonna be fun. He's stubborn. He's mostly good, and he's bigger than almost all of our cats (monster baby is his nickname) but he's only 8 or 9 months. He's just the most confidant cat I've ever met! A cat with no fear scares me. What if he figures out I'm a pushover... there could be sparks lol. So I've been trying to stay firm and in control. Still, he gets ON TOP OF my food tray I keep my stuff on next to me, and sits there as if I don't squirt him with water to get him OFF. He acts like OFF? What is this OFF? I know it not. Go away...

And I'm like nooooo you're too smart to not understand! You're playing me. It's had me so upset sometimes I just run away from home the whole 12 steps to my moms. Lol. I'm also playing fetch in my sleep. That just isn't right. There's a time for play, and a time for sleep. But I'm too asleep to realize I'm playing fetch in my sleep I wakeup to mice on my chest and drool on me, and I'm like whoa, duuuude...

Ooops. Cat talk makes me chatty.