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I am a conscientious observer of all posted traffic instructions, whether they're bright and shiny and affixed to a metal pole, or formed by a somewhat creative configuration of oversized Christmas tree bulbs. I've never gotten a speeding ticket - knockin' on wood (my noggin) as we speak - and I intend to continue that streak. Radar guns are still a thing, and there is absolutely no way to make up the time you would lose getting that ticket. I will confess to having mellowed over the years, though. In my younger days, I would 'clog' the fast lane by driving at exactly the posted limit, earning the occasional middle-finger salute. What with the proliferation of road rage incidents, though, the odds of having something much more dangerous than a daunting digit pointed at me are far too high; the middle lane's my buddy now.   |
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