What's some of the worst advice you've gotten - or given?
Ever gotten bad advice? Ever - even inadvertently - given bad advice? Pour out your frustrations in
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Newest advice is at the top.
DO NOT follow any of this advice!!!
Dad says "Go ahead and call Mongo a dolt. He won't mind. Hell's bells! He won't even understand what you call him!"
TRICKful Sonali IN OCTOBER! says "OT -- Grum, have you met my Dad lately and did he tell you that? He never takes any notice of 'use by' date. "
☮ The Grum Of Grums says "You don’t need to take any notice of “Use By” dates"
☮ The Grum Of Grums says "Yes dear, I turn right at the intersection"
TRICKful Sonali IN OCTOBER! says "Go ahead and post a question to the last poster. Yes, the newest is at the bottom."
Grandma Penguin needs help says "Don't be such a prude. Cops LOVE being mooned."
Dad says "(OT - Sez who?) "I'm gonna accuse Dad of lying about bad advice. He doesn't mind!""
TRICKful Sonali IN OCTOBER! says "(OT - Dad, that is NOT real.)"
Dad says ""I'm sure the gas tank is empty! I'll prove it! Gimme a match!""
☮ The Grum Of Grums says "Crocodiles won't attack if you leave them alone."
Dad says "Don't worry. He can't hit a curveball.."
TRICKful Sonali IN OCTOBER! says ""Take the train. It's faster and cheaper than the bus." "
Dad says "Whatever you do, Don't Let Go!"
☮ The Grum Of Grums says "Oh yes, very much like - have you turned it off and on again? That usually cures the problem."
Steev the Friction Wizurd says "Maybe if you reformat your hard drive it will cure the problem..."
☮ The Grum Of Grums says "It's not really very cold, so I don't need a jacket."
Turtle ~ KanyáthƐko:wa:h says "It will only hurt for a little while."
Waltz in the Lonesome October says "Don't panic."
PuppyTales says "If you want to learn how to use a chainsaw, I'm sure Ash can teach you. First, let's cut off your hand..."
Waltz in the Lonesome October says "Go ahead and pet him. He doesn't bite."
Waltz in the Lonesome October says "Be yourself."
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