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Answer the previous question with a question. Purpose: FUN!!!
This in and out is based on a game played in the Comedy TV show, "Whose Line is it Anyway?"

This In&Out was originally created by
megsie2584. She passed it to Omi is Grad-e-ated in 2005 who (by his own admission) took very poor care of it. After thinking about transferring ownership for three years he finally gave it to Steev the Friction Wizurd who had been active in this In&Out for a long time.

Here's how you play:
Answer the question posted before your post with... A question!

Interesting comments on this game:

"It's like Jeopardy from hell"
User no longer registered

"It was fun! It made me think! Whoo!"User no longer registered

"Perfectly crazy in/out Megaroonie!" Paige has found her muse!

"I want to answer the questions!"SnowyChicago

"Did I like it?"User no longer registered

"We are all so funny. I give us five stars."Colony

"Why is everyone asking questions?"Thankful Sonali WDC POWER!

"You gave it to STEVE!!! *Angry* That does it - I am unregistering right now."User no longer registered

Does anyone even care that I went all the way to Basavanagudi Head Post Office -- and the girl said she didn't know about a post-mark, though the senior guy had told her to give it to me? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Why wouldn't I care that you went to the post office in that place I can neither spell or pronounce? Could it be that I thought no one cares about the number in my U/N & I got depressed? Do you want me to be depressed? Why did I think you like me? ๐Ÿ˜ฅ (Dad )

Dad, what do those numbers in your username mean? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Did you read my earlier post? Could it have something to do with a northern US state? Might you have touched on a clue when you mentioned the post office in India? Do you think I would include the zip code in Pennsylvania where I was living when I m (Dad )

Would you believe I hit 255 characters just at that spot? (Dad )

Would you believe I do believe? (Ms. Penguin )

Do penguins have zip codes? Do you know we call it a PIN code in India? Do pins and zippers all hold up clothes which are about to fall off? Is that a good thing? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Shall I tell the truth? Is the mystery keeping you awake at night? *Sigh?*. Is the 17724 in my username is the zip code I was living in when I met Mom? Could I really be that sentimental? Oram I just mental? (OT: That's the true story!) (Dad )

Or are you just semi-mental? (โ˜ฎ Goofy Old Grum )

Is Grum really Goofy? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Is there any room for doubt? (Dad )

Isnโ€™t there always room for doubt? (โ˜ฎ Goofy Old Grum )

How much room does doubt need? Can it squeeze in to tiny spaces? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Is it flexible like a mouse or a cat? (Ms. Penguin )

Isn't doubt as flexible as an octopus pole dancer? (Dad )

Can you please tell me where and when I might see an octopus pole dancer? (โ˜ฎ Goofy Old Grum )

Have you heard the song 'Under the Sea'? The one that goes -- 'Darling, it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me'.? Will you stop thinking naughty things? Don't you know it's a kids' song, mentioned here only for the location? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

My question is, who in the hell would *want* to see an octopus pole dance? (Dad )

Being a founder member of the Goofy Old Man Club, I am entitled to ask to see an octopus pole dance, and thus I request, as politely as possible, โ€œplease may I see an octopus pole danceโ€? (โ˜ฎ Goofy Old Grum )

Is it weird that I want to see that too? (Ms. Penguin )

Don't you know, that in this in-and-out, I find nothing weird? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Would you believe that, even in this I/O, I find that weird? (Dad )

Is there anything around here you don't find weird? (Ms. Penguin )

Isn't it obvious that I don't think that I don't think that I'm weird is weird? Did i actually type that? Do I even understand what that means? (Dad )

Are you related to Sir Humphrey Appleby? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX45hc0aZt0 (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Did you know it's been a super long time since I've been to Applebees? (Ladee Caid )

How long is super long? Does the length of time depend on emotion? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Did you know we have an Applebees not 5 miles from Chez Dad? Did you know it's right next to a Ruby Tuesdays and a Bob Evans? Did you know it doesn't stand a snow ball's change in hell of being visited by La Familia de Dad due to location? (Dad )

Dad and Ladee Caid are talking an almost foreign language. Applebeeโ€™s? Ruby Tuesdayโ€™s? Bob Evans? Who? What? Where? What do all those people do? (โ˜ฎ Goofy Old Grum )

Do you want to read my (real) Dad's article about Doris Day? https://www.deccanherald.com/opinion/right-in-the-middle/doris-day-que-sera-sera... (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Could these (Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday's, & Bob Evans) be very popular restaurant chains here in The States? Would Dad & Ladie Cade have an equally hard time deciphering popular restaurants in Australia? Am I sorry for confusing BBG? (Dad )

Did you hear Perkins Restaurants are closing? (Ms. Penguin )

What kind of food does Perkin fix? Is the cuisine the reason for the shutdown? Would you guess that the closest restaurant to me is a little greasy spoon I don't even know the name of? (Ladee Caid )

Do you know that a friend and I are going to a restaurant called Yogi-sthan today? I'm guessing you know who a 'Yogi' is, do you know 'sthan' means 'place'? Does it logically follow that they serve healthy food that's really delicious? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Could it be secretly unhealthy food and they're actually lying to you? (Ms. Penguin )

Are laws governing truth in advertising different in India than they are in the US? Would you be allowed to lie to your customers? Is it really encouraged in the US for politicians to lie in their commercials ? (Dad )

Shall I tell you that I ate Yogi-sthan special hash brown potatoes and garlic toast (whole grain bread) and they were delicious? Has Pengy ever tried tulsi tea? Do you know that's what I always order at Yogi-sthan? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Did you know that I adore corned beef hash, & hash browned potatoes, but not hashish? (Dad )

Do you know there was a visitor from Australia once and her last name is Wildish? Was it very non-original of us to tease her that we've heard of wild, wilder, wildest but not Wildish? Has Dad heard of hash, hasher and hashest but not hashish? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Why would I be surprised to meet someone named Wildish? Did you know back in the Dark Ages, or maybe the Stone Age, I had a teacher named Teacher Przyszcz? Would you believe Mr Przyszcz pronounced it Sheepish? Could I make this up? (Dad )

Would you believe I know of a woman with a name similar to Dad's teacher? Do you suppose they are cousins or maybe style their hair the same way? (Ladee Caid )

People style their hair the same way as Dad? *Shock2* (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

What in the hell is the matter with these people? Don't they realize the mullet Dad wears went out of style like, 30 years ago? (Dad )

Really? *Rolling* (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Do you really think I'd stoop to wearing a mullet? Do you think Mom would let me wear a mullet? (Dad )

*Confused* *Shock* *Rolleyes* *Questiono* (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

What's got you confused? Did the mental picture of Billy Ray Cyrus with Dad's face short circuit some of the synapses? Are you really sure that's Dad's face you imprint on Billy Ray, and not the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Can you differentiate? (Dad )

Do you know I just attended a free concert with free beer? Does anything matter, after an evening like that? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Did the have the beer only in teeny weeny little glasses? P'raps only a swallow per glass? How many teeny weeny little glasses with one swallow of beer did you have? (Dad )

Are you interested to know that it was 'White Owl' beer, and because someone sponsors someone or something, each of us got one bottle, and another if we wanted? And could you have heard the lead singer announce 'if you like the song, have another beer'? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Have you ever heard of Mule Ass Beer? Would you believe their slogan is If it wasn't for Mule Ass, all beer would be good? (Dad )

Ha ha ha ha ha?? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Disaster. Steve Smith has been concussed by a Jofre Archer bouncer and he will almost certainly miss the next test. How will we cope without him? How an we stop the Poms from gaining the ascendancy. What has happened to Dave Warnerโ€™s form? (โ˜ฎ Goofy Old Grum )

What did you say? Who are those people? Should I know? Where have I been? Do you know how out of touch I feel right now? (Ladee Caid )

Do you feel out of touch because you don't know what Grum said? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Was BBG's post even in English? (Dad )

Ha ha ha ha ha?? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

And -- it's about the game, cricket, didn't you know? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Have you ever eaten chocolate-covered crickets? Don't you think they'd be additively crunchy? Can you tell I talk a big game, but eww gross no, I wouldn't try them myself? (Ladee Caid )

Didja ever notice that they named the game, cricket ๐Ÿ after a little bug you crush under your heel? You know there ain't no bug named baseball โšพ right? (Dad )

Who crushes poor defenseless crickets?? (Ms. Penguin )

Yeah, what she said -- who does?? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Do I see you point? Could I agree? Why should I crush crickets when there are so many mosquitos to slap? (Dad )

What do male mosquitoes feed on, anyway? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Do we really want to know what mosquitoes eat? Could you use the information you find to write a good horror story? What would happen if mosquitoes ceased to exist? (Ladee Caid )

Have you read the Ogden Nash rhyme dedicated to mosquitoes?

I wonder why the mosquitoes whine When after all the blood is mine.
(Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Who knew Ogden Nash was a genius? (Dad )

I did, didn't you? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Is that another hurricane heading Dad's way? Doesn't he ever get tired of them? (Dad )

Will Dad run? Will Dad hide? Will Dad hunker down inside? Have you seen the nastiness of this ol' girl? Isn't she mostly red on the radar, or at least was? Isn't she gaining strength again? Didn't she devastate the islands? (Ladee Caid )

What sort of name is Dorian? Does anybody here know anyone with that name? (โ˜ฎ Goofy Old Grum )

Haven't you read Oscar Wildes "Picture of Dorian Grey"? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

How are we supposed to read a picture? Don't we read a story and view a picture? (Dad )

Just how wild is Oscar? Will I be able to view this photo with children in the room? (Ladee Caid )

How do you know if he had children in the room? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

How do we even know if he was in a room? P'raps in a hallway, or outdoors? Is it not possible he was in the attic with Lord Alfred Douglas? Do we really want to know what they are doing up there? (Dad )

Can a room be outdoors? Can a garden be indoors? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Doesn't everyone know there are mushrooms and conservatories? Wouldn't it be grand to sleep under one and live in the other? (Ladee Caid )

Is a mushroom better to sleep in or a toadstool better to sit on? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Isn't a toadstool something amphibians Stan on to reach the top shelf? (Dad )

Are amphibians that shelfish, Dad? For that matter - are shellfish amphibians? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

What's the difference between fish & seafood? (Dad )

Is it that one ends with an 'h' and the other ends with a 'd'? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Why didn't I think of that? (Dad )

Is it because you were busy thinking that 'house' ends with 'e' while 'palace' ends with 'e', also? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

What makes you think my little one-room, run-down hovel with running water, but only when it rains, is a palace? (Dad )

Is it because you are the king of all you survey? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

How did you know I am blind? Is it because I hsby yahilde fzbu with hiyyoky the right keys? (Dad )

Either that, or you vsn'y msnshr onr difr og yhr krybostf!? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

So you understand? Are you as excited as I am? (Dad )

How did you understand that I understand? And do you know, I discovered a numbers connection yesterday? Does it make you feel good that I'm born in '67, so I'm 52 years old, and my friend is born in '52, so he's 67 years old? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Is that numismatics? Or do I mean numerology? BTW, How old do you think I am? Do you know any guess you make, short of 250 years old, will not offend me? (Dad )

Shall I go with -- 'the same age as my friend -- born in '52, so 67 years old' ... ? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

Would you believe that next year, I'll be 60 cause I was born in 60? (Dad )

Am I amazed, or what? *Shock2* *Strawberries* Do you know the 'strawberry' emoticon showed up and I felt like using it? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

๐Ÿฅจโ™ˆ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽป๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿค›๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‘˜โšพโ›ณ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅ Would you believe I found a few I wanted to use too? (Dad )

Did you send them from your mobile phone? Do you know that I'm on a desk top and that tech isn't compatible, so all I can make out are little blops? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

๐Ÿ˜ฒ Would you ๐Ÿ• be surprised ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ท๐Ÿ‘ปโ˜  to learn ๐Ÿšœ that I โšพ๐Ÿ learn that ๐Ÿค” they are ๐Ÿˆ‚ on my tablet? ๐ŸŽˆ (Dad )

Do you know I'm grateful to you for solving that mystery? Would you like some *Ornament1S* *BackpackB* *Puzzle1* *Tree3* *Key* with which I show my gratitude? (Thankful Sonali WDC POWER! )

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