This choice: THIS MEANS BODY SWAP WAR!! • Go Back...Chapter #58THIS MEANS BODY SWAP WAR!! by: msx   “Alright, I’ll admit it. I’m pretty damn impressed with Invaderzim… “ you mutter in a jealous sulk.
“Where do you suppose he got a Body-part-swapping machine?” asks Sheila.
“I’m not sure.” You hold up your B.P.S.M. device like a pistol – “Of course you realize, this means war…” you say in your best Bugs Bunny voice.
Sheila rolls her eyes as she realizes that this will not end well.
“You know, I really like Pamela Anderson. I think I’m going to change her back to normal…”
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In sorting things out, you accidentally mix it up a bit. You reswap everything back and end up using the ‘cut and paste’ function, resulting in the 6 swapped recipients all having their original heads affixed onto copies of Pamela Anderson’s body wearing identical red bikinis and high heels! They are all totally oblivious about the latest swap and resume life as if nothing had happened:
The Goth boy has his spiky, purple, mohawk back. His pale head contrasts greatly with Pam’s tanned skin. He’s walking with his two friends under the shade of the pier. “This beach is lame. That guy skateboarding is lame. This day is lame. Come on let’s go dye my hair red or something." He looks down at his barely clad body. "Maybe I’ll get a skull tattoo on my left tit. Otherwise I was going to pierce a nipple. What do you guys think?” he suggests to his friends, who both seem to be drooling at his body not comprehending what he even said.
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The baby lying on the blanket has its head nearly buried in its newly acquired 34C breasts wrapped in a tiny red bikini top. The baby coos, lying on its back and is playing happily with its boobs, then starts sniffling then crying. The mother walks over and sits the baby upright. “There, there. Who’s hungry? Is baby hungry?” The mother unleashes one of her breasts from her summer dress and kneels in front of the baby who sucks the nipple happily. The baby seems to be lost in 4 enormous boobs! Guys on the beach whipped out their cell phones and cameras as this seemed like a scene that you would have to pay for!
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The African woman’s head seems quite large on Pamela Anderson’s frame. Her friend that she waved down earlier comes up and they both start talking. Her friend compliments her on her figure. She looks odd with Pam’s slender arms and distinguishing barbwire tattoo. She waves them around violently while telling a story about when her husband and son went to Disneyland.
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The cat is an odd sight, where it has Pam’s body below its neck wearing her skimpy red bikini and heels. However, It walks down the beach on all fours and several men turn their heads seeing the hypnotic view of Pamela Anderson’s butt swaying as it crawls down the boardwalk. “Man, that’s a nice looking cat!” says one guy. “Bet it has a nice pussy!” says another. (Groan, who didn’t see that coming?…)
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The athletic guy decides to take a break because his legs are killing him trying to play basketball in 7” stilettos! He wipes the sweat off his male baldhead. He has Pam’s shapely figure and sits on the bench, instinctively crossing his legs, and drinks some water from a bottle, which accidentally spills on him. While wiping off the liquid from his sweaty sexy body, he also grabs quite a bit of attention from his friends on the court.
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The little boy playing in the water splashes around with Pamela’s body and calls out, “Mom! Mom! Look at me! Mom!” Suddenly he has a concerned look on his face and runs to the shore. “Mom! Mom! I have to go potty! I got to make doo doo! Mom! Mom!” He holds his crotch and ass as if to hold it in. His boobs jiggle while running toward the bathroom and you’re curious which stall he’s going to go into – men or women?
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Looking back on stage, people are taking photos left and right. Adam, the headswapped announcer, interviews the real celebrity. “Hi, Pamela! It’s great to have you here!”
“Thanks, Adam, It’s good to be here. Oh my gosh! I absolutely adore that bikini you’re wearing! It looks great on you!”
“Well, thank you! I’m flattered, Pam!” Adam does a little pirouette showing off the black bikini he’s wearing to the crowd. “But it’s not about me, is it? So what do you think of our lovely contestants?”
“Ooh, it’s going to be tough deciding who’s going to win! I’ve already cast my votes, but it’s all going to be up to Invaderzim!” She turns as we wait for the final judge to step onto center stage.
Invaderzim looks a little confused and walks between Pamela Anderson and Adam as they step back out of the way.
Like the other 6 victims, from the neck down, Invaderzim ALSO has Pam Anderson’s body wearing her tiny red bikini and heels. Invaderzim seems a little shocked, and looks down at the busty actress’ body in her skimpy bikini.
“Wow! I really like your outfit!” chirps Pamela. “Hey! It looks like mine!” She looks back and forth between Invaderzim’s and her body.
Adam addresses the audience. “OK, folks, we have our lovely 10 bikini contestants and now we need our last judge to vote for our final three women! Who will it be who wins our grand prize of $50,000 and a modeling deal courtesy of Fast-platinum Swimwear, Tahiti Tanning Sun Screen, and 113.9 FM?
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Once again Let us recap:
Traci is clad in a white bikini with a pattern of small various colorful candy icons like lollipops, candy canes, gumdrops, and bubblegum. Her head is that of a bald mustached biker. She sang “Candyman” from Christina Aguilera and did a little dance in her deep, gritty, bass voice.
Marybeth has her original pretty head, arms, and legs, but her mid-torso from her neck, to shoulders, and crotch is replaced with a flabby, hairy, male tourist’s body. She’s wearing a green bikini with her obvious male bulge down below and encased her “man breasts” in the bra, not filling out her top so well. She ate 25 pies in 15.26 minutes.
Goldie has her African head on a pale Goth body. She wears black raven-shaped pasties covering her breasts and a thong panty with an image of a raven on it. She wears some thigh high fishnet stockings and some clunky high-heeled boots. She recited Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven.”
Whitney is a curly haired blonde with a fluffy poodle’s body wearing a blue bikini. Her feat was jumping through the blazing ‘Ring of Fire’ unscathed.
Mistakenly called Brooke, Faye’s face is on another bikini contestant, Stephanie’s, body. Her face is where Stephanie’s stomach should be and Faye’s stomach is where Stephanie’s face should be. She performed ‘The Flight of the Bumblebee’, by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov flawlessly on the flute. She wears a pair of wings on her back, a pair of antennae on a headband on her head, and a yellow and black striped bikini.
Vanessa, with the brain of a macho surfer, wears a floral two-toned blue bikini. After downing 2 bottle of beers in record time, she belched the entire alphabet.
Mona’s Asian head is on an extremely muscular male body. She lost her top in the performance but still wears a shiny pink thong panty, which can barely contain her large package down below. She lifted a set of 450 lb weights, then juggled the individual pieces, then picked up Adam and did an impromptu dance with him.
Bikita is a strange hybrid of three previous contestants, swapped into 3 parts from the head, the upper body, and the lower body. Her head is African wearing a red flower in her ear. Her upper body is Caucasian wearing a bright blue bikini top, and her lower body and legs are Asian with a bright green bikini bottom. Her different parts did totally different things: singing, playing the violin, and dancing all in three different styles.
Becca, who has Sheila’s body from the waist down (thanks to the copy and paste function of the body swapping device) is dressed as a hula dancer including a plastic lei, a flower in her hair, 2 coconut shells for a bra and a yellow grass skirt which you could clearly see her tiny pink thong underneath. She did a Tongan hula dance and ended in the splits.
Howard’s head is perched on Helena’s freethinking body, wearing a tiny gold G-string bikini, and clear heels. Howard has no control over Helena’s body as it performed an incredible gymnastic routine, leading to a contortionist display, and ending in a semi strip show.
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Well… you know the drill – Vote for the 3rd place, 2nd place, then the Grand Prize Winner… (Even I can’t wait to see who wins… Ha! -MSX)
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