"Fine!" you yelled into his ass. "Just stop farting on me for fuck sakes!"
"Hahaha, they're pretty ripe though, aren't they?" Josh asked you, still squatting over your head.
"YES NOW LET ME FUCKING BREATHE, JOSH!" You bellowed out with more rage this time.
"Jeez, ok, ok man. No problem." Josh lifted his ass off of your face and you gasped for sweet oxygen.
Josh laughed while you started coughing up a lung.
"Now what do you want?! What could you possibly want this time? I came over here as your friend, not as your fart catcher."
Josh in his immaturity snickered when you called yourself his fart catcher.
"I have all this time off, and I just wanted to hang out with you like NORMAL but I guess I should've known..."
"All I want is for you to kiss my ass." Josh said.
"W-what?" You stuttered.
"Yeah, all I really want is for you to finally kiss my ass. That's all. If you just pucker up and kiss my ass, I'll leave you alone."
"You're saying ALL I have to do...is kiss your ass...and you will LET me go?" You asked him.
"Yep." Josh said.
"Fine. Just a quick peck though." You told him.
"That's fine...but I get to decide where." Josh said.
There were some moments of silence. You knew exactly where he was going to ask to you kiss but if it was a quick peck you weren't sure you cared.
"Fine, but its still going to be a quick peck."
"Yeah, yeah that's fine bro whatever." Josh said. "So how about I take the duct tape off...and you will get on your knees, and then kiss my ass."
You failed to see what Josh was gaining out of any of this other than his usual immature sense of humor. As long as he was going to leave you alone the rest of the weekend and free you from these confines, you felt perfectly fine kissing his ass, even if it was his asshole itself.
"Ok." You agreed.
Josh grabbed some scissors and cut the duct tape off of your arms and legs. You cuffed your left wrist in your right hand and massaged it slowly, feeling some pain from how tight the duct tape was and all the hair it pulled off your arm.
"Alright John, ass kissing time." Josh said, already bent over, and mooning you with his full naked ass.
You got down on your knees in front of his ass.
"Hahah you already know where I WANT you to kiss me." Josh said, pulling his ass cheeks apart to show you his pink brown speckled starfish.
You instantly pulled your head forward and pecked him on his asshole. Josh shot back up a little bit from his bent stance out of the shock of feeling your cool lips on his hole and then he started laughing. You immediately jolted back and as you pulled your head out, his ass cheeks bounced slightly. You were surprised he didn't try to fart when you were kissing him, but you were thankful this could all be over for the rest of the week.
"Perfect." Josh said, looking back at you with a huge grin.
"Great. Now that that's over with, I'm going to leave."
"What!?" Josh asked. "But the fun was just getting started."
"Yeah, well I'm sick of you and your gross shit." You told him. "I didn't want to have ANOTHER traumatic event happen to me like ALWAYS on MY vacation. I'm out of here."
"Not so fast." Josh said as you were already on your feet and moving out of the door. "There's something I didn't tell you...."
You sighed. "What?"
"I was video taping that." Josh said.
"What?" You said, the words reverberating through your head.
"I video taped the whole thing. The farts to your face...you passing out, you kissing my ass..." Josh said. "The camera is hidden over there." He pointed to the electrical outlet on his wall.
"Bullshit." You said, nothing clicking in your mind.
"Nope." Josh said, pulling out his cell phone and opening up one of the videos.
You heard Josh grunting and pushing out a fart on your face and that's when everything made sense. No wonder he settled with a quick peck, he just wanted it on camera!
"GIVE ME THAT!" You yelled, running toward him to take his phone.
He pushed you away, laughing. "No point, they're already saved on i-cloud." Josh informed you.
"Well delete them!"
"I might...after you become my ass slave for the week." Josh said grinning.
"Are you....blackmailing me?" You asked him.
"Yes."
"What the FUCK!? Are you PSYCHOTIC!? You are BLACKMAILING ME! That's ILLEGAL JOSH!"
"So? You won't tell anyone." Josh snickered. "You have to remember this is MY vacation too, and now you're going to help make it sooo much better." Josh said. "You're going to be my ass slave for AT LEAST this holiday week, and then we'll see if I want to continue the arrangement after."
"What the fuck do you mean, continue the arrangement after? There's no arrangement now!" You said.
"Ohhhh yes there is. I'm your friend. I know all of your contacts, all of your other friends, all of your enemies. I can send these videos out to everyone, even upload them to youtube. Imagine what would happen if everyone saw you in these!" Josh said.
"And at the end of the week, if you don't make my spring break magical and worth my while, I might decide it's more fun to have an ass slave than it is to have a friend. You have to do what I say. You don't have a choice." Josh stated matter of factly.
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