"You know where they grow," Pinkie chimed in a singsong tone that emphasized the rhyme. "We can get more than enough to whip up a batch big enough for all six of us!"
"Yeah, but how am I gonna carry them all?" Rainbow wondered aloud. "It wasn't exactly easy carrying the few I've already got."
"Leave that to me," Pinkie insisted. "Wait here a sec." Pinkie skipped along the dirt road to Sweet Apple Acres.
When Pinkie was out of sight, Rainbow looked at their current collection of gasberries. "If I'm gonna be getting more of these things, I'd better make sure they actually work," she pondered. She ate one, not knowing what to expect. The sweet, somewhat sour taste reminded Rainbow of raspberries. "Hey, these aren't too bad," Rainbow thought, shoving another into her mouth. Then another. Before she knew it, the berries in her hooves were gone. She flew back to her cloud and gobbled down the rest of the berries, licking the juice from her lips. "Those were delicious!" she thought, landing back on the ground. "Although, I don't really feel any different. Maybe Zecora lied. Or maybe I just got the wrong berries."
Pinkie Pie walked back into view, this time with an empty bushel on her back. "Here you go, Rainbow," Pinkie said, again, singing the rhyming phrase.
Rainbow sighed, ready to update Pinkie on her lack of gas. "Listen, Pinkie, I --" she began. But she was interrupted by a very loud gurgle from her belly. Rainbow Dash moaned in discomfort. She had so much gas she was in pain! Pinkie dropped the bushel and rushed behind Rainbow Dash as fast as she could.
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!
Rainbow's fart was extraordinary in all regards. After already going on for several seconds, she heard Pinkie deeply sniffing the gas between fits of giggles. "Keep going, Dashie!" Pinkie cheered, "This one's a real stinker!" Rainbow never understood why Pinkie found the smell so funny, but these kinds of remarks would always make her smile mid-fart. It especially made her smile knowing they were going to be extra smelly for Twilight when she'd make good on her promise! Toward the end of the fart, it began to sound much deeper and louder, prompting Pinkie to laugh even harder.
When this sprawling burst of gas came to an end, Rainbow wanted to laugh, but she couldn't. She was too busy sighing in relief and catching her breath. She finally caught a whiff of the smell and Pinkie certainly wasn't lying. She proudly grinned. She didn't like the smell of other ponies' farts, but she could definitely appreciate her own! She finally started to laugh when she heard Pinkie still sniffing the air near her behind. Her laughter was short-lived, as she forced out a shorter, but still loud and foul fart when she heard Pinkie inhaling.
"This is going to be the best party ever!" Pinkie enthusiastically giggled.
Rainbow nodded in agreement while chuckling. She picked up the bushel and was ready to go to the Everfree forest. Before she took off, she smiled and said, "Hey, Pinkie, check this out! Up up and away!" After the 'away' she took flight. She farted the instant she took off and circled around Pinkie Pie a few times, encompassing her friend in a thick cloud of her gas. Pinkie fell to the ground laughing when this fart was over, but Rainbow fluttered closer to the ground, hovering with her butt just over Pinkie's face. Rainbow inhaled deeply, then all of a sudden...
PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
"Aahhhh," Rainbow deeply sighed before joining Pinkie in a hearty guffaw. Still laughing, she flew back to the Everfree Forest.
"Hurry back with those berries!" Pinkie called between laughs, "I wanna fart just like that!"
She backtracked to the bushes and began loading the bushel up with gasberries, occasionally stopping to fart. When it was half full, her competitive spirit started to rear its head, "You know... if everypony's gonna be super gassy, I need to be super-mega-ultra-hyper gassy! One for them," she said dropping a gasberry in the bushel, "one for me," she said popping another into her mouth. When the bushel was full, she ate a few more on the bush she had been picking and flew back to Ponyville, her belly roaring with gas now that the other gasberries were starting to take effect.
Pinkie's window was open so rather than lugging the bushel of flatulent food up the stairs, she decided to just fly in.
"Hi again, Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie greeted, "the party's gonna be at the library if that's alright!"
"That's perfect," Rainbow smiled while setting the bushel down, still looking forward to getting her revenge on Twilight.
"Oh, wow, you didn't need to fill it, Dashie," Pinkie added, noticing how many gasberries she had picked, "that's gonna be way more than enough. I guess we can eat the leftovers at the party," she thought aloud. "So... meet us at the library in two hours," Pinkie said.
Rainbow flew back to her home and decided to take another nap before the party. When she awoke, she realized she nearly overslept and arrived at the library just when it started. A bowl of punch and a larger bowl of the leftover gasberries sat on a table in the corner.
"Something about this party seems... unusual," Rarity declared. "It's rather tame for a Pinkie Pie party,"
"Yeah, Pinkie, where's the party cannon?" Applejack half-joked.
"I got your 'party cannon' right here!" Rainbow boasted with a wink as she entered the room. She flew next to Twilight, who was just about to be the first to take a sip of the punch.
"Rainbow Dash, please don't tell me you actually --" Twilight Sparkle began. Before she could finish this sentence, however, Rainbow turned around and forced out yet another extremely powerful fart. Twilight cast a spell to teleport a few feet away, but Rainbow Dash followed her, still farting. Twilight tried teleporting away yet again, but made the mistake of teleporting next to Pinkie. Just when she was going to cast her spell again, Pinkie grabbed Twilight's horn and interrupted the spell. "Pinkie, let go!" Twilight begged.
"Nah," Pinkie declined as her flatulent friend caught up again. Rainbow ended her current fart and again, put her rump in Twilight's face. Twilight struggled to break free from Pinkie's grasp, but the earth pony was too strong for her. The other three friends just looked at each other confused, unsure of what was going on and whether they should interfere.
Rainbow released a torrent of short, gassy bursts until it caused Twilight to gag. Just when she heart Twilight was about to inhale, she lifted a hind leg and proudly smiled.
BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP PPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!
This long, deep, growling fart caused a rumbling sensation throughout the entire room. Partway through, Pinkie began laughing so hard, she let go of Twilight's horn, allowing her to teleport away. She made up for this mistake by leaning into her friend's behind, Her revenge on Twilight may have been a little shorter than she would have liked, but at least she was still farting in somepony's face.
"I don't see why you'd want to be away from this, Twilight!" Pinkie laughed as Rainbow's fart came to a halt. She inhaled the air deeply as Rainbow, again, was too out of breath to giggle, herself.
"If Rainbow Dash is just going to continue being rude, I think I can speak for the rest of us when I say this party is over!" Rarity declared.
"Yes," Fluttershy agreed.
Twilight tried to say something but wound up coughing as soon as she opened her mouth; the smell was still lingering in her nose.
"It ain't really a party without y'all," Applejack said.
"Wait!" Pinkie exclaimed, finally stepping away from Rainbow's behind, "You haven't even had any punch yet! It's a new recipe and I think you'll really like it!" Pinkie said, trying to save the party. "Plus I don't think Rainbow has anything left in her. Do you, Dashie?"
"Are you kidding? I'm just getting st--" Rainbow began. Pinkie tapped her with her hoof. "I mean, yeah. Sorry about that, I guess I got a little carried away. But you don't have to worry about it for the rest of the party, trust me."
The four ponies looked at each other trying to decide what to make of this.
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