Jack sat at his computer browsing the online marketplace. He didn't want anything in particular he was just curious because you never know what you are going to find. He clicked on the Help Wanted section. Maybe he could find a way to make some money. He lived in this house with his roommate Gary and while that helped keep his cost of living down it would be nice to have some extra cash.
There was a headline for a listing that made him frown. "Hold Some Fat"
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" He said to himself clicking on it.
I am a witch with an eating problem. I tend to stuff my face and gain weight easily and wanted someone to hold some fat for me while I went on vacation this year. It will only be gone for two weeks. As a witch I can alter matter, but I cannot create nor remove matter from existence with no trace. Therefore I need volunteers for me to transfer my extra weight to hold onto it so I can fit back into my bikini. I warn you however I am extremely overweight at the moment. It is probably too much for any one person to be willing to take on for themselves. I am preferably looking for at least two volunteers to shoulder the load. Preferably women as well as the weight transferred off of me will cumulate on you exactly as it did on me, meaning big in the chest and wide in the hips. Its up to the volunteer if you are willing to take it as a male or if you are willing to take it all at once not sharing with another volunteer. Send me a message as soon as you can as my plane will leave soon at the end of the week for my vacation. I am willing pay $10,000, or $5,000 per volunteer if shared by two people at the end of the two weeks. I will give you a $100 deposit for good faith beforehand.
Jack had to reread it several times to make sure he was understanding what he was reading. This was very funny. He looked at the date, this was posted several days ago and she said she was leaving soon. He opened up a message with her, it would be fun to play along if she had not already gotten bored with the joke.
Hi I am inquiring about the listing, is this offer still available? He hit send.
He got up and stretched and started looking at his bookshelf for a videogame to play and there was a notification from his computer. It was that woman that claimed to be a witch. He clicked her name.
Yes thank you, you are the first person to contact me I was worried nobody was going to respond. Send me your address I can come now.
He raised his eyebrows. This was fast. He clicked the woman's profile. There wasn't much. Just a picture of a green background with a black witch's hat in the middle.
He got more messenger notifications.
Hello?
???
Are you still there?
This lady was desperate. Jack shook his head. But for what? This was all ridiculous.
He started typing How do I know this is legit?
A moment later she responded with a request to video call. He curiously clicked play. It was in a room full of books and wood paneling walls. The person holding the camera walked towards a table. He heard a woman's voice. "Tell you what, since its getting close to my flight and I am a little desperate how about we increase the payment to $14,000." On the table was a stack of hundred dollar bills. A chubby hand with black fingernails appeared setting another small stack next to the existing one. "Oh and in case you didn't think this was real." The hand appeared outstretched holding a wand and flicked towards one of her book shelves and a a few books flew off the shelf and started spinning in the air before she returned them with another flick.
"Do you have anyone to split the weight with? As I said in the listing I am quite fat and I understand if that is too much for one person"
Jack gulped. He didn't know how she could have faked that stunt on a live video call like that. "Well I have a roommate" he finally said his voice cracking.
"huh?" He heard the sound of the person on the other end fumbling with her phone and the perspective switched to her face. She had chubby cheeks, sleek black hair, and was wearing black lipstick. "Oh you are a man. You did read the listing and understood the effect taking my weight has on a man correct?"
"Yes, I read that..." "Good give me your address and I will be right over."
Jack swallowed and looked around. "Well I mean..."
She shook her head impatiently "Trust me, I am a witch." She pointed her want to her face and her eye color changed from green, to brown, to yellow, and back to green.
Against his better judgement Jack gave her his address.
Jack sat there wondering if he made a huge mistake. He got up suddenly. Gary has no idea whats happening. He hurried to the living room where Gary was watching television.
"Uh Gary, there is something I have to tell you."
Gary sat up straight and turned off the tv. "What's up?"
"Well I saw this, well it sounds crazy but there was a woman with a listing on the online marketplace and I volunteered us both to make some money. She's on her way."
Gary frowned. "What did you volunteer me for?" He asked confused.
"Listen I don't even know if its real, but its to hold her weight for her for two weeks. We both get paid $7,000 each at the end." Jack said.
Gary's eyes went wide. "Holy shit thats a lot of money, but I don't understand what you mean by hold her weight?"
Jack sighed feeling really stupid then explained everything that was said.
Gary looked at Jack in disbelief. "Jack that doesn't make any sense."
Jack shook his head turning red when there was the squeak of brake's out front. He peered outside the blinds. Out of the back of an SUV an extremely obese woman in a tight black dress got out. She had a huge ball belly, wide hips, an enormous shelf of a butt, and her breasts were enormous like two melons he couldn't even guess what size those were. Now he understood why she said it was better to have two volunteers.
Gary looked out. "oh my god I can't believe you invited this person to our house." She was getting a suitcase that rolls out of the back of the SUV and it drove away as she walked up the driveway. The doorbell rang.
Jack and Gary started panic whispering to each other. The witch look looking impatiently took a step back, reached into her dress pocket and pulled out a wand and pointed it at the door. There was a click as the lock turned and the door swung open. She walked inside.
Jack and Gary looked at her in silence as she waddled past them and plopped on the couch a little out of breath. "You guys could have not kept me waiting so long its not easy for a woman like me to stand around too long." Jack could see beads of sweat on her head.
She smiled wickedly at them and outstretched her arm. Jack shook her hand. "My name is Gretel, and you two?"
Jack introduced himself and Gary.
"Well Jack and Gary while it always surprises me when men volunteer to hold my fat, its only the men that ever respond to my ad every year." She dug around in her suitcase as she talked. "I'm glad you guys responded though I thought nobody was going to reach out before my flight this afternoon." She pulled out some kind of tablet with little thin black hoses sticking out of each side. At the end of the thin hoses were little needles. She booted it up. Mass Transfer Device popped up on the loading screen.
"This is a little device I enchanted myself. It can transfer weight from one person to another, or one person to two people at once, or you can use the settings to transfer individual parts for a more customizable experience. I'll just give you guys my overall weight until I am thin enough to fit into my itty bitty black bikini. And I'll leave this device for you guys here in case you wanted to play around with it and transfer weight between yourselves or if one of you wanted bigger tits than the other or something I don't know." She pulled two hundred dollar bills and put it on the coffee table. "Remember I'll give you each a $100 deposit today and you will get the rest when I get back in two weeks."
She lifted up her dress and rolled it back exposing the enormous gut sitting on her lap. She suck one of the tubes into her stomach. "These needles are completely painless and don't leave a mark. I enchanted them that way don't worry." She fiddled with the settings on the tablet.
Gary looked at Jack in disbelief. He looked like he wanted to say something but didn't want to say it in front of her.
Gretel looked up at the two boys. "Well sit down I'm having a rideshare driver picking me up after this I don't want to be late."
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