"Well, okay, I guess. What would you like me to do, Lady Palutena?" Pit asked nervously, already not liking where this was going.
"Oh, that's quite simple, my dear little Pit," Palutena giggled as she walked up closer to the much smaller angel. Her shadow fully eclipsed the young boy as she loomed over him. She was always much taller than Pit, but now with her immense girth, he had never felt more tiny compared to her. Her gigantic belly mere inches away from the already overwhelmed angel boy's blushing face. "All you have to do is survive as long as you can. I have so many new techniques I want to test out. And I'm sure the captain of my army can handle a bit of extra weight thrown his way, right~?
Pit gulped, knowing that he didn’t have much of a say in the matter. The angel boy nodded, accepting the challenge.
"Excellent! Then let's begin!" Palutena proclaimed, immediately going into a fighting stance with Pit jumping back to gain distance before doing the same.
Pit estimated that Palutena’s extra weight would slow her down dramatically compared to her regular form. Not to mention the stamina needed to move that immense girth around would also be quite taxing. So, if he could just avoid her attacks and let her tire herself out, he should be able to get out of this without suffering too much damage.
However, the angel’s strategy was instantly shut down when Palutena thrust herself forward faster than her incredible size and bulk should allow. And before Pit could even react, she rammed into him with her massive belly, hitting the unprepared angel with a face full of flab before sending him flying back several hundreds of feet. Pit manages to recover and regain his footing but is left astonished by the sheer force behind that first attack from the enlarged goddess. She was able to close the distance between them so quickly despite her incredible size. And her gut attack hit like a truck, even making Bowsers and King K. Rool’s feel like love taps by comparison.
"Oh, come now, Pit. We’re only just getting warmed up," Palutena winked as she smacked her colossal belly, causing it to jiggle like jello . "If you’re already being sent reeling by that “lightweight attack”, then you won't last long against what's coming next!"
Palutena bent her knees into a crouched position, raised one of her legs high, and stomped it back down on the ground with tremendous force. The stomp caused the temple itself to shake and the floor to crack beneath her. Pit had nearly lost his balance from the shaking and was again left amazed and horrified by his goddess' immense power. Even though Pit already knew Palutena was a force to be reckoned with before, it seemed that gaining weight made her even stronger. Palutena stomped the floor once more with her other foot before bending herself lower as if getting ready to go into a dash.
"Hope you're ready, Pit," Palutena said while giving the angel a wicked grin. "Here I come!"
With that, Palutena launched herself towards Pit at blinding speed. Her excess mass didn't seem to slow her down at all. She then turned herself mid-charge, so her butt was now facing the still awestruck angel. Before Pit could even process what was happening, he was rammed into by the goddess' boulder-sized asscheeks, the impact sending him flying across the training grounds and knocking the wind right out of him. Then Palutena warped herself directly in front of where he was going and followed up with a powerful hip-check, launching him into the air. She teleported one again in front of Pit, allowing him to slam into her big soft, padded belly. Now stuck to her gut, Pit looked up at the green-haired goddess, who greeted him with a smile that, while pleasant on the outside, sent shivers down the young angel's spine.
Palutena spread out her arms as they floated in midair, Pit wondering what she was planning to do. Then, she allowed herself to drop like a huge rock towards the ground, taking Pit with her as she fell. Pit tried to escape, but the intense speed and g-force as they fell, combined with Palutena's immense and irresistible body, kept him firmly in place. He could only watch helplessly as the ground below them grew closer and closer.
"Brace yourself, Pit!" Palutena said as they approached the ground at great speed, both braced for impact. "First Technique: Celestial Body Slam!!!"
Pit and Palutena hit the ground with tremendous force, the impact causing the floor where they landed to explode, and the ground ripped asunder. The entire temple shook as dust and debris was sent flying in all directions. The dust soon settled, revealing Palutena laying face-first in the dirt inside a massive crater. It was as if a giant meteor had hit the earth, more surprising that said meteor was just a single massively overweight woman.
The goddess slowly rose herself off the destroyed ground and onto her feet. She looked down to find an angel-shaped hole in the ground, which she couldn't help but chuckle at a bit.
"I see you've decided to live up to your namesake! Huh, Pit?" Palutena jokes, getting a deep groan in response. She did feel somewhat bad for subjecting Pit to such a move and then adding insult to injury with a joke at his expense. Even she was surprised by how devastating that new technique of hers was. But, she knew that Pit could take anything she threw at him. It was one of the things she liked about him and why she picked him as her captain.
Palutena then took out a Drink of the Gods she had with her and poured it into the hole. A few seconds later, Pit emerged from the hole, groaning and rubbing his head like he had woken up with a bad hangover.
"Geez, Lady Palutena ! I know you wanted me to help test out your new moves. But, did you have to literally bury me into the ground right at the start?" Pit complained as he pried himself out of the ground.
"Oh, come now, Pit! I knew you would be able to take it. You've survived plenty of things that would have killed an average person several times over. You're as tough as a roach!"
"Was that meant to be a compliment?" Pit sighed as he dusted himself off. "So, are we done?"
"Nope, not even close! I still have plenty of other new techniques I wish to try out." Palutena said with an eager grin; Pit sweatdropped as he let out a heavy sigh. Yep, it was going to be another one of those days.