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Hey You! No running in the halls! Merit Badges await...

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Yes, yes, I know.

Your name is Inigo Montoya, I killed your father, I'm preparing to die.

What? You're not Montoya? Then who the hell are you and what are you doing in my portfolio? You'd better tell me who you are and what your purpose is or I'll lock you in a room with all my bad poetry. And I'm telling you, it can get dangerous in there.


*Exclaim* Stop in and: *Exclaim*

*Bullet* Say hello
*Bullet* Leave a message
*Bullet* Say goodbye
*Bullet* Leave a threat
*Bullet* Insult my mother
*Bullet* Insult your mother
*Bullet* Tell me a joke
*Bullet* Tell me random trivia
*Bullet* Slack off
*Bullet* Jack off


You never know, if you make me laugh hard enough, you may find yourself the proud parent of a shiny new merit badge!

Merit Badges Given
in June


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Wenston Author Icon says "Hello? Is this thing on? ...tough crowd."

Sandals Author Icon says "Hi Wenston! I just wanted to say to one and all that you gave me one of the most helpful reviews I've had in a long time! Your suggestions truly led to a stronger piece of writing! Thanks!!"

Wenston Author Icon says "Ah, Sandals, you are very welcome! I love the way your poem turned out. *Smile* I'm so glad I could be of help!"

Breaker~A Vigilante Ranger~ Author Icon says ""Say hello." "Oh, hi!" "Hey, make sure to leave a message, OK? Breaker chuckled and said, "Alright, I'll try my best, gosh you are so elusive, I'm kind of scared of being around here at your port." "Shut up, just don't talk much OK? "Fine.." *Sad* "

Breaker~A Vigilante Ranger~ Author Icon says ""Now what? Say goodbye!" "Oh no, I haven't done here," Breaker nervously replied. "But I don't even know you," thought Wenston."But--" "Stop it," Wenston madly thought. Breaker stepped a couple of inches back and in a harmony manner, he said, "Good bye!" "

Breaker~A Vigilante Ranger~ Author Icon says ""Hey..hold on, what do really want to say? Wenston asked with eyes rolled from left to right. Breaker calmed himself and said, "nothing but I just want to tell you that your guestbook is inspiring and I thank you for sharing it with members like me" "Ok!""

Breaker~A Vigilante Ranger~ Author Icon says "Finally, Breaker went away from Wenston's guestbook. While he forwarded to the exit gates, he thought unsound. "I'm going to review this guestbook, now." "

Give Me A Break (Suu) Author Icon says "Strike me. You certainly attract a 'different' type of clientele. Will pop back any time I'm feeling down because I'm sure this is the place for a pick me up. I usually need a crane to do it, but a Hammer and Weston seems to be up to the task. *Wink* "

tYpO/T.Boilerman Author Icon says "Hey Wen! Your mother could probably beat up my mother because she is younger.Captain Kirk's middle name is Tiberius.If you don't like this I'm gonna come over to your port and-wait I'm already here! Hello, I would leave a message but I didn't hear a beep!"

tYpO/T.Boilerman Author Icon says "Life is like a box of older chocolates . . . some are good . . . others are just rotten!"

tYpO/T.Boilerman Author Icon says "Is random silliness allowed here?"

Wenston Author Icon says "LOL - Boilerman, kudos to you for referencing James T. Kirk. *Bigsmile*"

A E Willcox Author Icon says "Hi Wenston, we have never met before. I just stumbled on your PF while out cruising for something to review. I fancy reading some steampunk, so I'll settle for reviewing one of your items *BigSmile*"

Karaoke writer Author Icon says "Hello nice to meet you and stuff and things."

Jeannie🌺 Author Icon says "Hi Wenston, I'm here to check your port and give you an anniversity review, but, I'll be happy to sign your guestbook. WOW! Eleven years on WDC! Congratulations. Take care now, Jeannie "

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