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Rated: 18+ · In & Out · Comedy · #1167041

this is not for the faint of heart. i want the funniest most messed up things

here are some examples. first set the tone then drop the hammer
lets start off with some obvious ones

after completeing a roofing job "well sir you did a great job to bad my house is next door."

invited a hot date to your sweet bachlor pad "WOW this is nice... you must be realy compensating"

during intercourse "whoa wrong hole. this isnt the brown bag special"


any ways you get the point .

oh and remember this isnt for the faint of heart so let loose for once....

the reason i made this IN&OUT was to allow some of the more uptite people to calm down and let loose. just dont go to far and upset anyone. i leave it to you guys to police your self. thanks. oh and the top 3 will get some flippen points. Every week i will put up the top three.

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: 10-12-06 @ 9:39am
: robbing a bank "but sir the brinks truck just left. that means that 20 dollar bill is all we have."

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: 10-12-06 @ 10:44pm
: on a writing website... look no one posted on your in&out.

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: 10-12-06 @ 11:07pm
: During a prostate exam..."And they said I couldn't be a doctor anymore after I contacted leprosy"

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: 10-13-06 @ 10:00pm
: doctor says to patient before putting him under. "so is the morphine kicking in... are you starting to go numb... me too this stuff is good"

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: 10-13-06 @ 10:12pm
: co-pilot: well this is my first time to fly a passenger airliner normaly its a small plain pilot: wow you've flown a plain before.

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: 10-13-06 @ 10:17pm
: mom says to her kid "well thats it... thats all of my money and i just got fired... who wants to join the circus?"

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: 10-16-06 @ 2:57pm
: mom: honey you need to come downstairs. its time for our monthly sacrifice. kid: but mom i realy like this kid hes turning out to be a good friend.

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